Could only read about half of his well written lament.
Two words: target practice.
I can't tell you how many times I've seen the reply "SSS" (shoot, shovel, shaddup) in response to this. It must just be bravado speaking because I haven't heard of any uptick in 'banger deaths lately. Or maybe it is simply that they aren't worth reporting about (fine with me).
I guess it's the Badger in me talking again: leave me alone and we'll do just fine. Mess with me or mine and you'll be lucky to take a dirt nap.
That reminds me - the shipment of 00 hasn't arrived yet.