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Offline rickl

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One Fine Day at Victor Davis Hanson's Blog
« on: September 13, 2011, 08:28:24 PM »
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A. Johnson

As I was driving home this week worrying about all the crap going on in
Washington and at how my country was falling apart, I saw a yard sign that
said:

NEED
HELP?
CALL JESUS

555-3787

Desperate, I called.

An hour later, a Mexican showed up with a
lawnmower.

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Re: One Fine Day at Victor Davis Hanson's Blog
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2011, 08:59:07 PM »
We went on a vacation to Colorado a few years back, and made our way up to the top of Pike's Peak, and the inevitable gift-shop loitering before the drive down. Whenever we're in a tourist trap, we look for the nametag trinkets - the racks of little license plates, keychains, etc. with a wide variety of names on them, hoping to snag little Justin and Ashley for a few bucks.

We look at them because our sons have noticed that their names are never, ever, ever represented. We jokingly find the two names that come the closest, and then call them by those names until the fun wears off.

Anyhoo, on our Colorado trip, we found a little plastic fridge magnet Colorado license plate that had the name "Jesus". It's on our fridge right now. A green mountainscape on a white background that says "Jesus Colorado".
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Re: One Fine Day at Victor Davis Hanson's Blog
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2011, 09:44:55 AM »
 ::laughonfloor:: ::laughonfloor:: ::laughonfloor:: ::laughonfloor:: ::laughonfloor:: ::laughonfloor::

I can't stop laughing--my kids are looking worried
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Re: One Fine Day at Victor Davis Hanson's Blog
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2011, 05:29:31 AM »
I have Jesus on speed dial on my Blackberry.

(He is here legally from Nicaragua, a cabinet installer, and a very strong non-Catholic Christian)
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