Really.
At least I'll have something interesting to think of as I listen to his damn voice all day long or as long as I can stand the radio on.
Laryngitis for a month, or year or two!
I'd clap as well. Every time this guy opens his mouth -- and there are few days he doesn't -- clips of him and his sssssibilant essesssssss resound through the airwaves over and over as though each syllable is a revelation when, in fact, if he's not being insulting, he's saying nothing.
The one that absolutely drives me up a wall is his predictable, formulaic use of what I can only call "faux earnestness". It's when, in his professorial manner, he delivers the conclusion to a sentence in that sort of heightened, serious tone.
I would post a link to an example, but you probably already know what I'm talking about, plus having to hear it again would probably make me punch the computer.