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Offline Janny

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Re: Today's Ugly Skank Pix!!
« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2011, 01:19:37 AM »
She's not that bad-looking.

Maybe I'm just getting old.  And desperate.

Cats.  I recommend cats.

It's the ugliness on the inside of her that bothers me. She just oozes with it.

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Re: Today's Ugly Skank Pix!!
« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2011, 01:29:00 AM »
She's not that bad-looking.

She's a two-bagger.

In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: Today's Ugly Skank Pix!!
« Reply #22 on: September 26, 2011, 01:34:20 AM »
Cats.  I like cats.
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Re: Today's Ugly Skank Pix!!
« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2011, 07:51:40 AM »
Another one I have lying around over on photo bucket.



Most animals hate being washed!

 ::hysterical::

Two-bagger, Trap?

I'm thinking one...

It's long, black and...
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Re: Today's Ugly Skank Pix!!
« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2011, 08:46:49 AM »
Two bags and twelve beers.

Though throw in a shovel and I think Libertas' idea is better!
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Re: Today's Ugly Skank Pix!!
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Re: Today's Ugly Skank Pix!!
« Reply #29 on: September 26, 2011, 02:31:35 PM »
Another one I have lying around over on photo bucket.



There's something about that hair additive.  I didn't think it was mayo though, to be honest.  ::speechless::

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Re: Today's Ugly Skank Pix!!
« Reply #30 on: September 26, 2011, 02:33:05 PM »
It keeps wanting to look like floppy rabbit's ears to me until I look again.
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Re: Today's Ugly Skank Pix!!
« Reply #31 on: September 26, 2011, 04:28:27 PM »
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Re: Today's Ugly Skank Pix!!
« Reply #32 on: September 26, 2011, 07:35:52 PM »

Buggs me when the eyebrows don't match.  The Dee Dee Myers affect.




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Re: Today's Ugly Skank Pix!!
« Reply #33 on: September 26, 2011, 08:59:04 PM »
Two-bagger, Trap?

I'm thinking one...

It's long, black and...

Old Rodney Dangerfield joke...a two bagger is where you put the second bag over your head in case the one over her head breaks.
In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: Today's Ugly Skank Pix!!
« Reply #34 on: September 26, 2011, 10:35:33 PM »
Two-bagger, Trap?

I'm thinking one...

It's long, black and...

Old Rodney Dangerfield joke...a two bagger is where you put the second bag over your head in case the one over her head breaks.
::rolllaughing::

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Re: Today's Ugly Skank Pix!!
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2011, 03:20:54 AM »
I really miss Rodney.

And recently I have found myself waxing nostalgic for the crude humor of my youth. So...

I purchased a DVD that has something like fifty years of MAD Magazine issues in pdf format.

Then I bought another DVD that has the entire collection of National Lampoon magazines in pdf format.

I went even further and purchased a hard copy of the National Lampoon 10th Anniversary Anthology.

Those last two should be showing up in the mail any day now. Incredible time wasters that are guaranteed to lower my IQ by several points. Ah, but the memories though...

(I still own a well worn, dog-eared copy of The Harvard Lampoon's Bored Of The Rings. I will never, ever part with that one. "He would have finished him off then and there, but pity stayed his hand. "It's a pity I've run out of bullets," he thought, as he went back up the tunnel..." And here's a thought: In a parallel universe Barry Obama was the first black editor of the Harvard Lampoon and turned out to be a decent person instead of a self-absorbed, maniacal jackass.)
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In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: Today's Ugly Skank Pix!!
« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2011, 07:28:10 AM »
I think we're cut from the same cloth Trap, I grew up reading MAD, Cracked & National Lampoon...listening to Allan Sherman, Tom Leher, Bill Cosby & George Carlin.  And yes, I miss Rodney too, his old tapes still have some of the funniest stuff I've ever heard.

 ::thumbsup::

So yeah, I guess that two-bagger for hypenated is called for, but that's a duty far far above the call of duty so just shoot me instead!
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Re: Today's Ugly Skank Pix!!
« Reply #37 on: September 27, 2011, 04:26:24 PM »
Thanks Tom I had the worst nightmare last night! ::facepalm:: ::beertoast::
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« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2011, 06:20:03 PM »
Oh, me too, guys!  All of the above!

I'd love to have that Mad Magazine collection, but it looks like it's for the old operating systems.  ::popcorn::

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Re: Today's Ugly Skank Pix!!
« Reply #39 on: September 27, 2011, 10:04:14 PM »
Oh, me too, guys!  All of the above!

I'd love to have that Mad Magazine collection, but it looks like it's for the old operating systems.  ::popcorn::

They are all in pdf file format so no special software is needed. Adobe Reader works well. If you decide to get it, the lowest price I found was on eBay. A little pricey at $75 but what the heck...brand new in the box.
In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.