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Offline Predator Don

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Jeff Foxworthy on muslims
« on: March 04, 2011, 03:55:05 PM »
Giving us rednecks a break..... ::whoohoo::





1.    You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
 
 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.   
     You may be a Muslim
 
 3. You have more wives than teeth.   
     You may be a Muslim
 
 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.   
     You may be a Muslim
 
 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.   
     You may be a Muslim
 
 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
     You may be a Muslim
 
 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your underwear.   
     You may be a Muslim
 
 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.   
     You may be a Muslim
 
 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.   
     You may be a Muslim
 
 10. Your cousin is president of the United States .   
       You may be a Muslim
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 
 

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Re: Jeff Foxworthy on muslims
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2011, 04:11:45 PM »
Ziiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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Re: Jeff Foxworthy on muslims
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2011, 07:43:06 AM »
Foxworthy has a way about him, doesn't he? Among the "redneck" comedians, for my money he's at the top.
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Re: Jeff Foxworthy on muslims
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2011, 11:12:23 AM »
Heh. 

Any news if CAIR is up in arms or if some Imam issued a fatwa?

Number 11 & 12 are ready-made then -

11.  If you have no sense of humor and are unable to laugh at yourself, you definitely are a Muslim!

12.  If your idea of justice is no trial, no evidence and a severed head just because some cleric told you so, you're definitely a Muslim!
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.

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Re: Jeff Foxworthy on muslims
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2011, 10:28:24 AM »
Funny, but not Foxworthy