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Offline warpmine

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Dead baseball bat shuts down wind farm
« on: October 19, 2011, 08:21:53 PM »
So a rare bat is found dead at the base of one mill generator in PA. They're forced to shut down the generators at night until the liberal moonbats go into hybernation in November.

Don't liberals ever take into consideration how the lives of their cousins will be affected by their crackpot schemes?   ::laughonfloor::

I thought that the EPA directs massive projects like these to do enviromental studies prior approval of the project. Oops!

http://stateimpact.npr.org/pennsylvania/2011/10/18/dead-bat-scales-back-cambria-county-wind-farms-production/
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Re: Dead baseball bat shuts down wind farm
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2011, 08:28:41 PM »

The only *[flying] animals these meat grinders don't kill are bugs.

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« Last Edit: October 19, 2011, 09:09:41 PM by Charles Oakwood »
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Re: Dead baseball bat shuts down wind farm
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2011, 08:41:45 PM »
Dead baseball bat?  Baseball?
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Re: Dead baseball bat shuts down wind farm
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2011, 03:03:38 AM »
Quote from: Pandora on October 19, 2011, 08:41:45 PM
Dead baseball bat?  Baseball?

Should have read " Dead Bat's Balls Found At Base Of Windmill " .
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Re: Dead baseball bat shuts down wind farm
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2011, 03:06:33 AM »
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Re: Dead baseball bat shuts down wind farm
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2011, 07:30:59 AM »
They found his balls?

Must have been one big bat!

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Re: Dead baseball bat shuts down wind farm
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2011, 07:41:00 AM »
Don't worry, the solar backup will kick in.

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