Personally, I so very thankful that our Congress is so competent. They manage the affairs of state so well,
our nation is so free from any angst or worry, the wheels of commerce and the gears of industry are so enhanced
by our competent agents that they have extra time to devote to improving our national pass time.
Pity the poor nation that would have a Congress composed of incompetent doddling worms
fit to do no more than meddle in sporting entertainment, what a calamity of men they would be.