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How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
« on: December 12, 2011, 08:36:42 AM »
http://www.globemagazine.com/story/761

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I think a Vince Flynn book started out with this plot. 

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Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2011, 10:47:23 AM »
Huh...

I have a lot of funny comments swirling in my head...but I don't know if I can repeat them safely in public...
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Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2011, 12:53:56 PM »
Alternate title: "How Glock32 Lost His Appetite"
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Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2011, 01:11:19 PM »
I heard it is a general named Krull.....
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Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2011, 01:37:48 PM »
Alternate title: "How Glock32 Lost His Appetite"


hahahahaha


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Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2011, 02:29:31 PM »
It would have to be a member of the undead...

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Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2011, 03:41:32 PM »
If her name was Herman Cain, it would already be front page news.

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Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2011, 05:09:06 PM »
All I'm sayin is that it's a coincidence that the military just passed a regulation allowing bestiality.

That's all I'm sayin . . .
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Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2011, 05:10:18 PM »

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Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2011, 08:49:09 PM »
nah, she's going to get more ribs
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Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2012, 11:54:33 AM »
Go ahead, call me a racist, like that'll ever stop coming out of the mouths of morons!

But I note, they do not say we are wrong!

If that giant ass isn't a giant ass, then obviously they've  e   x   p   a   n   d   e   d  the definition yet again!
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Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2012, 11:56:07 AM »
Yeah?  Racist, hunh?  Don't even get me started .... newp, too late.

First, this hypocrite bitch is HQ'd in Charlotte, NC.  Hurrah for us.  Second, this:

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What is it about her simple message that gets some folks in such a tizzy?

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You would think a message to take a little care with what we consume would be welcomed.

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... Sensenbrenner’s nasty rant made me sick and sad because it brings to the surface the ugly history of how black women are viewed in America, stereotyped and dehumanized, our bodies everyone’s business except our own.

The minute The First Mrs. made it her business what I/we put in my mouth made her body, and her chow-downs, everybody's business but her own.

And there's nothing "simple" about "her message"; she's been throwing her not inconsiderable weight around, intimidating food manufacturers and restauranteurs, demanding that what they sell is not done "your way", but "her way".

The racism the no-doubt Black Ms. Curtis is bitching about is *curiously* absent with respect to the two daughters; I guess we racists must have simply missed the opportunity to make their Black bodies our business, too.

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Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2012, 12:14:07 PM »
She's gotta go, what... 190? 2 bills? I mean, she's like 6'2" and built like a linebacker for cryin out loud. She must need to take in about 4000 calories a day just to keep from withering away. That ass isn't fat. That's gluteus maximus, all the way baby. Power-ass-booty-mama. That thing can stop bullets. Maybe that's what Hussein keeps her around.

Was that racist?
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Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2012, 12:20:05 PM »
"Was that racist?"

Hell no!  It was funny!!

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Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2012, 01:34:51 PM »
"Was that racist?"

Hell no!  It was funny!!

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Racist-racist or just funny-racist?
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Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2012, 03:31:27 PM »
She's gotta go, what... 190? 2 bills?

Is that counting the junk in front of the trunk?

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Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2012, 05:49:43 PM »
Thanks I was about to eat dinner. ::puke::
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Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2012, 07:27:03 PM »

WaPo Says Making Fun Of Michelle Obama’s Giant Ass Is Racist…




It's not racist - it's ass-ist  ::exitstageleft::

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Good point though, we make fun of that fat bastard Michelle Moore too, and he lily white!
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