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Offline trapeze

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The New And Improved Sandusky Defense Strategy
« on: December 16, 2011, 12:33:29 AM »
You won't believe it so I'm just going to quote his attorney:

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Attorney Karl Rominger tried to explain why Sandusky showered with boys, saying that some of the children helped by his Second Mile charity lacked basic hygiene skills.

Rominger told WHTM-TV in Pennsylvania: 'Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people, but people who work with troubled youth will tell you there are a lot of juvenile delinquents and people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills like how to put soap on their body.'

Yeah.

That'll work.


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Re: The New And Improved Sandusky Defense Strategy
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2011, 06:47:29 AM »
Sick.
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Re: The New And Improved Sandusky Defense Strategy
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2011, 07:08:26 AM »
If the reality wasn't so sick, it'd be perfect for Jon Lovitz...

"Uh, yeah, about that child rape thing.... uh... I was just, uh, you know.... helpin' 'em learn how to take a shower... Yeah, that's it... Just teachin' 'em hygene..."
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Re: The New And Improved Sandusky Defense Strategy
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2011, 10:00:21 PM »
I think it is time to hang this soap on a rope.  ::cussing::
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