First; I do not approve of lesbianism or homosexuality.
Second; If I was a girl I think I'd be a lesbian. I'd be expected to like some pot-bellied hairy farting man that watches sports every night? Or my other choice is a smooth skin beauty with long legs, amazing curves and stunning features. Um... call me a lesbian.
I think it's a cruel joke on the ladies to expect them to like men.... ick. Smiley
If I was a chick I'd be a lesbian too. But wouldn't just be any old lesbian. I'd be a smokin' hot lesbian.
Sadly, gentlemen, very few are of the "lipstick" variety. Most are of the short, stocky, bulldyke variety. Another critical ingredient in the male fantasy is that their lesbianism must be merely a playful biding of time until we arrive on scene (ringing the door bell to: clean the pool, deliver a pizza, install cable TV, etc). 
Yup, I got a cousin who fit that category. Haven't seen her in years...if she is any indication, I would make one fugly broad! TGIAAM!
