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Another reason to watch Mixed Martial Arts (UFC)
« on: December 31, 2011, 12:02:56 PM »
Obama Needs a "Glassectomy"

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...Jacob Volkmann earned a unanimous decision victory over Efrain Escudero, winning 29-28 on all three judges’ cards, but he got most of his attention for a post-fight shot he took at President Obama.

Being interviewed by UFC analyst Joe Rogan, Volkmann said, “Obama needs a glassectomy.” Rogan was puzzled and said, “OK.” Volkmann then said, “Ask me what a glassectomy is, Joe.” Rogan, still seeming confused, said, “What is it?”

Volkmann then said, “It’s where they remove the belly button so you can see what you’re doing while your head’s up your [expletive].”
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Re: Another reason to watch Mixed Martial Arts (UFC)
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2011, 06:48:13 PM »
Crap. I missed that! ::rolllaughing::
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Re: Another reason to watch Mixed Martial Arts (UFC)
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2012, 11:27:10 AM »
God forbid ESPN cover that!
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Re: Another reason to watch Mixed Martial Arts (UFC)
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2012, 06:43:47 AM »
That won't play well with the "men" who dumped Hank Jr. in favor of Madonna.  ::curtsy4::

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Re: Another reason to watch Mixed Martial Arts (UFC)
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2012, 10:28:18 AM »

They need to have a glassectomy themselves.