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Finally: The Definitive World Map Of Penis Sizes
« on: January 04, 2012, 11:43:49 PM »
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Re: Finally: The Definitive World Map Of Penis Sizes
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2012, 12:05:15 AM »
It ain't the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean.

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Re: Finally: The Definitive World Map Of Penis Sizes
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2012, 02:50:50 AM »
It's not the size of the weapon, it's the fury of the attack

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Re: Finally: The Definitive World Map Of Penis Sizes
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2012, 07:23:23 AM »
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Re: Finally: The Definitive World Map Of Penis Sizes
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2012, 08:21:42 AM »
Nobody ever surveyed me. There should be a dark-green splotch in the middle of Minnesota.
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Re: Finally: The Definitive World Map Of Penis Sizes
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2012, 11:32:42 AM »
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Nobody ever surveyed me. There should be a dark-green splotch in the middle of Minnesota.

Me either, add one of those dark-green splotches in So Cal too.
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Re: Finally: The Definitive World Map Of Penis Sizes
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2012, 11:36:38 AM »
Nobody ever surveyed me. There should be a dark-green splotch in the middle of Minnesota.

Musicians!

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Re: Finally: The Definitive World Map Of Penis Sizes
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2012, 12:01:25 PM »
I'm just glad I'm not Asian. ::unknowncomic::
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Re: Finally: The Definitive World Map Of Penis Sizes
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2012, 12:22:06 PM »
Where is the chart on breast size?
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Re: Finally: The Definitive World Map Of Penis Sizes
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2012, 05:08:44 PM »
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Re: Finally: The Definitive World Map Of Penis Sizes
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2012, 08:39:42 PM »
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Re: Finally: The Definitive World Map Of Penis Sizes
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2012, 09:37:49 PM »
Nobody over 7" sh!T I'm A GOD.    ::beertoast::

I am pretty sure that the map is listing average sizes for a given geographical area.

 
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Re: Finally: The Definitive World Map Of Penis Sizes
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2012, 05:12:38 AM »
Where is the chart on breast size?

Now yer talkin . . .
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Re: Finally: The Definitive World Map Of Penis Sizes
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2012, 07:17:40 AM »
Where is the chart on breast size?

Now yer talkin . . .

Gonna be hard differentiating between natural and enhanced...I'd be glad to volunteer for a field assignment.

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Re: Finally: The Definitive World Map Of Penis Sizes
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2012, 03:08:12 PM »
Where is the chart on breast size?

Now yer talkin . . .

Gonna be hard differentiating between natural and enhanced...I'd be glad to volunteer for a field assignment.

 ;)


If yer 5'4", 115 lbs and yer boobs stick out so far you can't keep yer balance....they're fake.
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Re: Finally: The Definitive World Map Of Penis Sizes
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2012, 05:30:29 PM »
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Re: Finally: The Definitive World Map Of Penis Sizes
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2012, 07:42:05 PM »
Where is the chart on breast size?

Now yer talkin . . .

Gonna be hard differentiating between natural and enhanced...I'd be glad to volunteer for a field assignment.

 ;)


If yer 5'4", 115 lbs and yer boobs stick out so far you can't keep yer balance....they're fake.

Odds are under those circumstances they're fake. But I'm here to tell ya... the mom across the street... She's gotta be in that 110-120 Lb range. 3 kids, oldest about 14, youngest about 6 - so she's not breastfeeding. She had the two youngest since we've been neighbors, and her baby weight comes off in about 6 months.

You can tell by looking when they're real. These are real, without a doubt. They look like they cause her quite a bit of discomfort on her small frame. Whenever she's standing still, her hands are on her lower back for support. Her bra is so heavy-duty it looks like it's made of titanium and canvas. She doesn't flaunt them at all - wears baggy shirts, always wears a bra, etc. -  and they're still a thing to behold - a force of nature. It's so impossible not to gawk that my wife just tells me when she's outside so I can look guilt-free.
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