Topic: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread

[Libertas]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1770575142948622534



H/T's-CTH

 

[patentlymn]

https://t.me/putingers_cat/9431
Current geopolitics in a pigsty nutshell.

Sound on

[Libertas]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1772331295760113943
H/T-CTH

 

[Libertas]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1772347220135657479

That tailgate art was awesome!

 

[patentlymn]

https://t.me/putingers_cat_chat/239456

[Libertas]

H/T-CTH

[Libertas]

Some neighborhoods have more entertainment than others...

https://twitter.com/TheFigen_/status/1773075440460034326

Shift change?

https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1772598954703646951

H/T-AOS

[ToddF]

He's not wrong.

https://twitter.com/GigaBasedDad/status/1775610559334887856

 

[Libertas]

I think this fits...

H/T-WRSA@GAB

 

[Libertas]

It is obvious why humor is getting more and more into the darker variety....

American Transition To Idiocracy Running Ahead Of Schedule
U.S.

Apr 10, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

U.S. — Lawmakers and powerbrokers across the United States were proud to announce that America's transition to being an idiocracy is currently running far ahead of schedule.

The shift has been in progress for several decades but has made significant advancements in recent years, with many members of Congress now fully on board and operating as key members of the country's idiocratic government.

"We've become morons much more quickly than we anticipated," said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. "Though it initially seemed like an impossible feat, our hard work to turn the United States into a nation governed by total imbeciles is nearly complete. We've succeeded in weeding out the country's best and brightest and replaced them with drooling dolts. There's now light at the end of the tunnel. The dream of a nation run entirely by idiots is within reach."

Proponents of the transition to idiocracy cited the recent statements made by Texas Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee regarding the moon and sun as clear evidence the plan is ahead of schedule. Jackson Lee offered a brief comment on the incident. "What I said is correct," she explained. "Once you realize that cars are made of cheese and rain is actually falling tears from crying birds, everything else makes sense."

At publishing time, Jackson Lee had proposed a plan for NASA to launch a mission to colonize the sun.

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-transition-to-idiocracy-running-ahead-of-schedule

The inspiration...

https://twitter.com/i/status/1777695037129712076

Commissarka Pinkie
4/10/2024, 12:43 pm

Methinks she's confusing the Moon with Congress.

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/notable-quotable-miss-information-t23991.html

[patentlymn]

I found this funny. She is 45. He is 17. To mimic Mae West. "17 goes into 45 a whole lot of times." She really said that using her age and that of her much younger husband.

https://twitter.com/CollinRugg/status/1780037755629867464
NEW: The woman who was found naked in a car with her student, is married to Department of Defense commander William Ward.

Erin Ward was charged with felony s*xual abuse for hooking up with a teen in her husband's car.

Her husband 'Doug' Ward is a high ranking government official who was recently appointed Deputy Director of the Commander's Action Group and Senior Nuclear Deterrence Advisor at the United States Strategic Command. (Daily Mail)

His wife was found naked at 3 am in a car with a naked teen. Erin Ward reportedly admitted to having s*x with the teen boy who was her student at Burke High School in Omaha.

Ironically, Doug Ward has 'liked' multiple posts condemning child s*xual abuse within the Catholic Church.

Maybe he should be more focused on his wife than the Catholic Church.




https://nypost.com/2024/04/15/us-news/nebraska-teacher-45-caught-naked-in-car-with-teen-is-married-to-government-official/

[patentlymn]

[ToddF]

That is Idiocracy.

Meanwhile, I do believe I saw my first Jim Brewer clip here.  This is pretty good.

https://twitter.com/therealroseanne/status/1780386311670534336

He's based.  And that is good.

[Libertas]

I found this funny. She is 45. He is 17. To mimic Mae West. "17 goes into 45 a whole lot of times." She really said that using her age and that of her much younger husband.

https://twitter.com/CollinRugg/status/1780037755629867464
NEW: The woman who was found naked in a car with her student, is married to Department of Defense commander William Ward.

Erin Ward was charged with felony s*xual abuse for hooking up with a teen in her husband's car.

Her husband 'Doug' Ward is a high ranking government official who was recently appointed Deputy Director of the Commander's Action Group and Senior Nuclear Deterrence Advisor at the United States Strategic Command. (Daily Mail)

His wife was found naked at 3 am in a car with a naked teen. Erin Ward reportedly admitted to having s*x with the teen boy who was her student at Burke High School in Omaha.

Ironically, Doug Ward has 'liked' multiple posts condemning child s*xual abuse within the Catholic Church.

Maybe he should be more focused on his wife than the Catholic Church.




https://nypost.com/2024/04/15/us-news/nebraska-teacher-45-caught-naked-in-car-with-teen-is-married-to-government-official/

Ya make clear cut cases like this a capital offense...most of this crap would end...

[Libertas]

That is Idiocracy.

Meanwhile, I do believe I saw my first Jim Brewer clip here.  This is pretty good.

https://twitter.com/therealroseanne/status/1780386311670534336

He's based.  And that is good.

That's demonazicracy...

And yes, Brewer is awesome...you have to find his Vax screed he did live...fricken awesome.  IMO he is the natural heir to Carlin's biting skepticism.