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Offline Predator Don

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The Dolt in the Volt
« on: March 23, 2011, 01:21:21 PM »
I'm the Dolt in the Volt,
And i'm here to say,
Driving is Fun,
If your trip is one way.

Volts engine is quiet, just like a mouse,
It runs on electricty,
Just like your house

I'm the Dolt in the Volt,
And I'm here to say,
Driving is fun,
If your trip is one way.

Oh GM, and oh obama,
I think the Volts great,
But there are problems that just can't wait.
My Volt don't run in the cold,
It is weak in the heat,
Not to mention the cheap driver seat.
And when will I be able to find a charge?
And to save the planet, it can't be 40 large.

So here I am,
The Dolt in the Volt,
telling you driving is fun,
If you're only going one MF way.

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Re: The Dolt in the Volt
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2011, 01:30:20 PM »
And Stymie the Cat
Can go sh*t in his hat !
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Re: The Dolt in the Volt
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2011, 01:45:51 PM »
There once was a car run on batt-ries,
T'was built in U.S. Gub-mint fact-ries,
When asked of a man,
who drives cars from Japan,
"Would you own this car?" "Not exact-ry."
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Re: The Dolt in the Volt
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2011, 02:07:21 PM »
(Knock - knock)

"Who's there?"

"41"

"41 who?"

"41k"

"Whose 41k?"

"Yours, you dumbass!  That's what you just pissed away to buy a Volt you dolt!  Don't you remember?"

 ::hysterical::

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Re: The Dolt in the Volt
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2012, 09:51:37 AM »
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Re: The Dolt in the Volt
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2012, 11:11:16 AM »
Quote from: LadyVirginia on March 01, 2012, 09:51:37 AM
http://www.glennbeck.com/2012/02/29/obama-wants-to-get-into-a-volt-but-secret-service-wont-let-him/


 ::hysterical::

First two comments are awesome!

Note to the Secret Service:Trust me, the Volt is perfectly safe. Let Obama get into one. Just make sure you cram Biden and Pelosi in there with him.

 Don't forget Dingey Harry!!!

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Re: The Dolt in the Volt
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2012, 11:12:14 AM »
Quote from: Libertas on March 01, 2012, 11:11:16 AM
Quote from: LadyVirginia on March 01, 2012, 09:51:37 AM
http://www.glennbeck.com/2012/02/29/obama-wants-to-get-into-a-volt-but-secret-service-wont-let-him/


 ::hysterical::

First two comments are awesome!

Note to the Secret Service:Trust me, the Volt is perfectly safe. Let Obama get into one. Just make sure you cram Biden and Pelosi in there with him.

 Don't forget Dingey Harry!!!

 ::laughonfloor::

Those were great.

The dolt parade.
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Re: The Dolt in the Volt
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2012, 11:50:23 AM »
Well...Proves the Secret Service isn't doing thier job.
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Re: The Dolt in the Volt
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2012, 12:48:58 PM »
More likely the Secret Service didn't want to get their a$$es toasted.
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Re: The Dolt in the Volt
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2012, 05:43:49 PM »
GM "temporarily" (cough!) stops Volt production!

1300 laid off.

Plans toi resume in (cough!) April.

http://thehill.com/blogs/transportation-report/automobiles/213889-gm-halting-production-of-chevy-volt

Yup, what a sweet deal all around!

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Re: The Dolt in the Volt
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2012, 05:52:10 PM »
 ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical::

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