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Offline Libertas

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The Shortest Books in the World
« on: February 10, 2012, 06:45:45 AM »
via E-Mail - The Shortest Books in the World:

MY BLACK GIRL FRIENDS

By Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan & Michele Obama

Illustrated by Michael Moore

Foreword by George Soros

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

 

By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton

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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman

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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry

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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

By Amelia Earhart

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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian

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TO ALL THE MEN WE'VE LOVED BEFORE

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

By Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS

By Bill Clinton

With introductionby

The Rev. Jesse Jackson

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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL

BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS

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AND, JUST ADDED:

My Complete Knowledgeof Military Strategy

By Nancy Pelosi

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And the shortest book of them all.......................

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.

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Re: The Shortest Books in the World
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2012, 07:58:14 AM »
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

By Ted Kennedy

You forgot:

Ted Kennedy
The Sober Years
"Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem."

Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The Shortest Books in the World
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2012, 08:01:08 AM »
Could also have -

"How to save your date from drowning" By Ted Kennedy.
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Re: The Shortest Books in the World
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2012, 11:29:38 AM »
HOW I LOST WEIGHT
by Michelle Obama

MY FAVORITE CHRISTIAN PRAYERS
by Barack Obama

"And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor."

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Re: The Shortest Books in the World
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2012, 11:34:08 AM »
"Why Allah Loves Infidels"
By Mohammad
(Forward by Osama Bin Laden)
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Re: The Shortest Books in the World
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2012, 11:23:16 PM »
Reminds me of the scene from Airplane! when the stewardess asks the passenger if she would like something to read, to which she replies "Yes, something light" and she gives her one called "Famous Jewish Sports Legends"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoACIIz33II
"The Fourth Estate is less honorable than the First Profession."

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