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Offline AmericanPatriot

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Best bar joke ever?
« on: March 12, 2011, 09:09:57 PM »
Guy goes into a bar, there's a  robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini
ever and says to the
man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says," 168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about
physics, space
exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious...So
he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will
you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
Again, the robot makes a great martini
gives it to the man
and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about
Nascar, Budweiser and
John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very
interesting, so he thinks
he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot
brings him another
great martini.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and
says, "So, you people
still happy you voted for Obama?"

Offline IronDioPriest

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Re: Best bar joke ever?
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2011, 09:14:08 PM »
"A strict observance of the written laws is doubtless one of the high duties of a good citizen, but it is not the highest. The laws of necessity, of self-preservation, of saving our country when in danger, are of higher obligation. To lose our country by a scrupulous adherence to written law, would be to lose the law itself, with life, liberty, property and all those who are enjoying them with us; thus absurdly sacrificing the end to the means."

- Thomas Jefferson

Offline trapeze

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Re: Best bar joke ever?
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2011, 11:24:52 PM »
Seen in the comments at AceOfSpades:

A socialist, racist and a marxist walk into a bar.

Bartender says, "Barack! Wine spritzer as usual?"
In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.