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charlesoakwood

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Isn't she lovely?
« on: March 13, 2011, 01:50:47 PM »

You just looked in the mirror and wonder how "they" can party so hard or be your senior but look so good?

Photoshopped Celebs  may have the answer.




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Re: Isn't she lovely?
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2011, 03:18:23 PM »
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Re: Isn't she lovely?
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2011, 03:42:17 PM »
I couldn't tell you who 3/4 of those women are. The qualifications for "celebrity" nowadays is as dumbed-down as everything else. Show your cooze while you're getting out of a car and you're a celebrity.
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Re: Isn't she lovely?
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2011, 03:56:59 PM »
Some of them look better before than after.  What I don't get is, if the extra ton of makeup is 'shopped off, why glop it on in the first place?

20 years ago, I went shopping for a makeup trifle just before my sister's wedding, and in talking to the makeup chickie, I was advised if I didn't glop up, I'd simply "disappear" from the pictures.  When I exaggeratedly asked about literally "disappearing" from the pics, she didn't get it.  (Of course she was just trying to peddle the cosmetics, but she picked the wrong woman on which to use the hyperbole.)
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Re: Isn't she lovely?
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2011, 05:38:21 PM »
She doesn't need a photoshop she needs a dermatologist.

Somewhere between showing me her hoocie and partying set the appointment.
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Re: Isn't she lovely?
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2011, 06:19:21 PM »
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Some of them look better before than after.  What I don't get is, if the extra ton of makeup is 'shopped off, why glop it on in the first place?

I agree. Personally I can't stand that porcelain doll look that some women sport, via excessive makeup. It makes them look featureless. Another thing I notice with a lot of celebrity women is they have radioactive-white teeth. There's such a thing as overdoing it with the bleaching.

I prefer the classy, demure look you see in old films. Modern women could learn a thing or two from their predecessors. Imagination and mystery are sexier than flashing everything you've got for the whole world to see, but modern starlets didn't get that memo. I chalk it up to our overall cultural degeneracy.
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