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Newbie here....Hello!
« on: March 08, 2012, 06:38:25 PM »
Hi,
My name is Leslie and was viewing some articles/discussions on your boards and thought this was a very handy group to join.  There is a wealth of survival information on your site and would like to contribute.

Thanks!

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Re: Newbie here....Hello!
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2012, 06:38:56 PM »
Welcome Leslie! May I ask how you found us?
"A strict observance of the written laws is doubtless one of the high duties of a good citizen, but it is not the highest. The laws of necessity, of self-preservation, of saving our country when in danger, are of higher obligation. To lose our country by a scrupulous adherence to written law, would be to lose the law itself, with life, liberty, property and all those who are enjoying them with us; thus absurdly sacrificing the end to the means."

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Re: Newbie here....Hello!
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2012, 06:49:30 PM »
Welcome to the forum.

Post frequently and invite others.
In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: Newbie here....Hello!
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2012, 08:17:46 PM »
Hi,
My name is Leslie and was viewing some articles/discussions on your boards and thought this was a very handy group to join.  There is a wealth of survival information on your site and would like to contribute.

Thanks!

Greetings Leslie and welcome. I look forward to your contributions.

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Re: Newbie here....Hello!
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2012, 08:41:37 PM »
  Shucks maam we was hoping a fair maiden like yoself would happen in.(how was that did I sound like a suthern gentleman)?
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Re: Newbie here....Hello!
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2012, 09:02:15 PM »
  Shucks maam we was hoping a fair maiden like yoself would happen in.(how was that did I sound like a suthern gentleman)?

Didn't sound suthern to me; sounded Texan.
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Re: Newbie here....Hello!
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2012, 09:41:49 PM »
Welcome, Leslie! Feel free to contribute to this nut house every chance ya get. ::cool::
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Re: Newbie here....Hello!
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2012, 10:13:09 PM »

Welcome, come on in and start tapping that keypad.

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Re: Newbie here....Hello!
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2012, 10:24:39 PM »
  Shucks maam we was hoping a fair maiden like yoself would happen in.(how was that did I sound like a suthern gentleman)?

Didn't sound suthern to me; sounded Texan.

 OK I'll take that.
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« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2012, 10:31:49 PM »
Well, come on Leslie; pick a thread and chime in.  We'll be gentle.   ::evilbat::
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Re: Newbie here....Hello!
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2012, 05:00:56 AM »
  Shucks maam we was hoping a fair maiden like yoself would happen in.(how was that did I sound like a suthern gentleman)?

FAIL. Must use contraction "y'all" for authenticity.

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Re: Newbie here....Hello!
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2012, 07:58:53 AM »
  Shucks maam we was hoping a fair maiden like yoself would happen in.(how was that did I sound like a suthern gentleman)?

FAIL. Must use contraction "y'all" for authenticity.

Welcome! Survival tip of the day: 48 oz. of long grain white rice at Food Lion for $1.27.

 That's a buy!!I just added 48 cans of tomatoes to my little stash.
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Re: Newbie here....Hello!
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2012, 10:00:31 PM »
  Shucks maam we was hoping a fair maiden like yoself would happen in.(how was that did I sound like a suthern gentleman)?

FAIL. Must use contraction "y'all" for authenticity.

Welcome! Survival tip of the day: 48 oz. of long grain white rice at Food Lion for $1.27.

Rookie stuff. Real men say "Oof-dah...y'all" (and get away with it)  ::hysterical::