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Offline trapeze

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Okay, Everything Has Now Been Invented
« on: March 27, 2012, 02:04:23 AM »


Here is the "trailer" for this device...


Now, if only there was one of these stores located in the middle of nowhere in southern Colorado.

Plus if it came with beers.

Life would be complete.
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Re: Okay, Everything Has Now Been Invented
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2012, 09:33:43 AM »
What a brilliant idea. Absolutely brilliant. I can't see a downside. And it's fun. And genuinely new.

This is the kind of thing Barack Hussein Obama wants to kill.

(Sorry, it all comes back to Leftists for me these days, carry on)
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Re: Okay, Everything Has Now Been Invented
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2012, 09:48:45 AM »
It's very similar to one of those demonstrations that you see in psychology where an animal pushes a button and gets a reward of food. I have to believe that that is what they had in mind when they designed it.

It needs to come with beers, though.
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Re: Okay, Everything Has Now Been Invented
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2012, 10:20:01 AM »
It's very similar to one of those demonstrations that you see in psychology where an animal pushes a button and gets a reward of food. I have to believe that that is what they had in mind when they designed it.

It needs to come with beers, though.

The only problem with the beers is who will be responsible if someone not of age is in the house and pushes the button? It would put delivery boys in the position of carding, or possibly acting as beer delivery-boys to their underage buddies. Plus, in most states (maybe all) minors can't serve alcohol.

(If I gave a serious response to an off-the-cuff joke comment, my apologies. That's where my mind went.)
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Re: Okay, Everything Has Now Been Invented
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2012, 11:22:38 AM »
Love it!

I tried ordering online at a local chain and had to jump through so many hoops to get it done that I gave up and got in the car and went to the restaurant to order.

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Re: Okay, Everything Has Now Been Invented
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2012, 07:14:06 PM »
Love it!

I tried ordering online at a local chain and had to jump through so many hoops to get it done that I gave up and got in the car and went to the restaurant to order.



 I just use the damned phone all this other crap is just a waste of my time and I don't need any more junk mail.
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Re: Okay, Everything Has Now Been Invented
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2012, 10:30:21 PM »
Love it!

I tried ordering online at a local chain and had to jump through so many hoops to get it done that I gave up and got in the car and went to the restaurant to order.



 I just use the damned phone all this other crap is just a waste of my time and I don't need any more junk mail.

Only works if the person answering has a good grasp of the English language.  ::saywhat::
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Re: Okay, Everything Has Now Been Invented
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2012, 06:20:34 AM »
Love it!

I tried ordering online at a local chain and had to jump through so many hoops to get it done that I gave up and got in the car and went to the restaurant to order.



 I just use the damned phone all this other crap is just a waste of my time and I don't need any more junk mail.

Only works if the person answering has a good grasp of the English language.  ::saywhat::


No habla!

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Re: Okay, Everything Has Now Been Invented
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2012, 08:09:41 AM »
Love it!

I tried ordering online at a local chain and had to jump through so many hoops to get it done that I gave up and got in the car and went to the restaurant to order.



 I just use the damned phone all this other crap is just a waste of my time and I don't need any more junk mail.

Only works if the person answering has a good grasp of the English language.  ::saywhat::


 That's when you have a teachable moment and talk to the owner and explain why you can't do business and have no intention of learning another language to spend you money. Having a non English speaker answer a phone is like having a deaf person answer a phone.
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