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AMPU - Medieval Global Warming Caused By Grass-Guzzlers
« on: March 27, 2012, 11:38:33 AM »
Hey folks, latest article is up, called "Medieval Global Warming Caused By Grass Guzzler."  Below is an excerpt.  Enjoy!

"...the conclusion being made at the UK Daily Mail, is that man is not responsible for today’s global warming.
We, of course, know this all to be hogwash."

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Re: AMPU - Medieval Global Warming Caused By Grass-Guzzlers
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2012, 12:18:23 PM »
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So first off, the grass-guzzlers these people were driving.  ...We know this because we know that cows contribute more to global warming than all the cars in the world....

...Another prime cause was the inquisition.  It is estimated that anywhere from 50-80 million people were killed over the centuries by the inquisition.  Many were burned at the stake.  Even if that figure were only 10%, or 5-8 million people…that’s a lot of greenhouse gases being emitted from the pyres.  Clearly, Christians are to blame.

So...  ::hysterical:: if I drive my Ford Excursion to Ruth's Chris after church, I'm really doing my part to kill Mother Gaea, aren't I? It's all my fault. I'm so ashamed.

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"A strict observance of the written laws is doubtless one of the high duties of a good citizen, but it is not the highest. The laws of necessity, of self-preservation, of saving our country when in danger, are of higher obligation. To lose our country by a scrupulous adherence to written law, would be to lose the law itself, with life, liberty, property and all those who are enjoying them with us; thus absurdly sacrificing the end to the means."

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Re: AMPU - Medieval Global Warming Caused By Grass-Guzzlers
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2012, 12:20:56 PM »
Totally.  You should repent of your evil ways immediately.
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Re: AMPU - Medieval Global Warming Caused By Grass-Guzzlers
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2012, 12:44:41 PM »
You ain't the only one trying to kill that she-devil IDP!

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Re: AMPU - Medieval Global Warming Caused By Grass-Guzzlers
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2012, 03:15:31 PM »
On earth day, I fill up my yard with oily tires, and set them on fire.  Eeeeeebul.
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Re: AMPU - Medieval Global Warming Caused By Grass-Guzzlers
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2012, 09:36:30 PM »
I always make it a point to burn something on that day too if I can, throw some carbon into the air, otherwise I turn everything on in the house in celebration!

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Re: AMPU - Medieval Global Warming Caused By Grass-Guzzlers
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2012, 09:39:57 PM »
Oh hell!  Why exert all that effort?  Just fire up the barbie and breathe heavily, inhaling the mouth-watering aromas of cooking grass-guzzlers!
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Re: AMPU - Medieval Global Warming Caused By Grass-Guzzlers
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2012, 09:42:03 PM »
"Oh!  Look!", she shrieked.  "We got a plug!"

Thanks, Tim.
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Re: AMPU - Medieval Global Warming Caused By Grass-Guzzlers
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2012, 09:56:24 AM »
"Oh!  Look!", she shrieked.  "We got a plug!"

Thanks, Tim.

haha you're welcome.

And, I fully support your effort to save the earth by eating grass-guzzlers.
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