John Carter the Movie
The film tells the story of war-weary, former military captain John Carter who is inexplicably transported to Mars where he becomes reluctantly embroiled in a conflict of epic proportions amongst the inhabitants of the planet, including Tars Tarkas and the captivating Princess Dejah Thoris. In a world on the brink of collapse, Carter rediscovers his humanity when he realizes that the survival of Barsoom and its people rests in his hands.
Of course, what he finds out when he is on Mars is that there is a 'superior' force that is bigger than our Universe that goes around planting evil capitalism on planets that have life, so that the planet become viscerally divided to the point where they kill themselves off. They also kill the planet with their evil capitalistic greed.
Then they can swoop down and collect the valuable resources.
After watching this film, I'm convinced that we are fast approaching that magic time when they will start 'swooping'.
Maybe the Mayans were on to them back when, and discovered that the magic date for their 'swooping' will be in 2012. Who knows?
Could Obama really be a 'swooper'? We know he's not an Hawaiian, Merican, Kenya doesn't really want to claim him, He's not a Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, or Christian. Even with the new discoveries from the Red Cavemen, he doesn't fit the profile. He's not Chineese, PorkoPeese, Portugeese, Serbeese, or Herbeese.
So, there is a very distinct possibility that he is a 'Swooper'. What else could he be?
I'm only telling you this because there is going to be a Whole Lot of Swooping Going On! You better get your Swooper Rags and your Swooper Ass ready!!