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Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2012, 12:29:21 PM »


http://news.yahoo.com/monolith-object-mars-could-call-214004772.html

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Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2012, 01:08:06 PM »
No mention of scale in the article. My guess is that it isn't anything sinister or mysterious at all.
In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2012, 01:59:17 PM »
"Its Obama's birth certificate."

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Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2012, 02:02:12 PM »
It's the big box full of his school transcripts and the bodies of all those male escorts.
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Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2012, 02:06:25 PM »
Heh, this one is pretty good too!

"I'd be more impressed if there were apes dancing around it."

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I can't think of that without seeing Mel Brooks "History of the World Part I" Intro!

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Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2012, 02:13:02 PM »
"I'd be more impressed if there were apes dancing around it."

I'd be more impressed if there were a few dozen New Black Panthers dancing around it.

But in the low oxygen atmosphere they would all be dead in a few minutes. So...win/win.

Hey, here's something else that's funny to take your mind off the thoroughly depressing Zimmerman/Martin mess.
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In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2012, 02:45:57 PM »
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Hey, here's something else that's funny to take your mind off the thoroughly depressing Zimmerman/Martin mess.

Wow, that's deviously cruel.
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Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2012, 04:24:52 PM »
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Hey, here's something else that's funny to take your mind off the thoroughly depressing Zimmerman/Martin mess.

Wow, that's deviously cruel.

I liked the follow up commentary:

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This can only play out in one of two ways. Either the poster of the ad will get addicted to the approval and he'll make the male model continue to be his proxy with his biolgical parents, or the parents and the male model will hit it off and continue the relationship independently, ultimately resulting in the poster's suicide. Actually, we can't see any outcome that doesn't involve the poster attempting suicide. Except he'd probably try to get someone else to commit suicide for him to get a better turnout at the funeral.

This whole thing screams "Loser!" There is no way that it can possibly be successfully pulled off.
In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2012, 04:32:32 PM »

http://www.happyplace.com/15343/the-40-nerdiest-tattoos-ever-seen

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Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2012, 05:11:31 PM »

http://www.happyplace.com/15343/the-40-nerdiest-tattoos-ever-seen

It's not a monolith it's a bar of motel soap.


Without knowing what the scale is it could very well be a bar of soap.
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Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2012, 07:42:05 PM »
Maybe it's an iPod?

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