It's not necessary for the machine to be functional, just little red and green lights
and maybe a dial gauge for show. Pass them out to banks and show them how to
operate the machine. Or, if there is a bank he doesn't like use it on them.
[blockquote]
'Ladies and gentlemen and all American subjects, as you know we have been fighting
third world counterfeiters for years. But ah ah a catastrophe has occurred and possibly
billions of fraudulent dollars have been dumped into our economy. Rest assured the
Secret Service and the CIA are hot on their tail er trail and they will soon be
apprehended. In the meantime we have developed a device to detect these fraudulent
dollars and separating them from you legal tender will be a minor inconvenience.
Thank you and good night.'[/blockquote]