I hope for the Navy's sake this doesnt go through. if they thought the gay jokes were bad... this will be a whole new level.
Hey there, SON. Good to "see" you.
I hope it doesn't go through as well, but given what is being done to the military something similar is inevitable.
Has a battleship or destroyer been named after a woman yet? Wait for it. And she'll be a lesbian.
(Nah, not TOO cynical.)