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Re: The Darwin Awards
« Reply #61 on: September 30, 2015, 11:47:06 PM »
I think if your parents are dumb enough to hyphenate your name, your chances of survival are already not so good. Bad decisions lead to MORE bad decisions.
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Re: The Darwin Awards
« Reply #62 on: December 26, 2015, 09:37:49 AM »
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Re: The Darwin Awards
« Reply #63 on: December 26, 2015, 06:06:19 PM »
Too bad he didn't have the presence of mind to switch on his video camera - we could have all watched.

His name, in death, shall be....Cliff.

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Re: The Darwin Awards
« Reply #64 on: December 27, 2015, 05:10:57 PM »


Here's hoping his seed didn't spread.

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Re: The Darwin Awards
« Reply #65 on: December 29, 2015, 08:51:20 AM »
Hey look?!  A digital age Darwin winner!



Any company dumb enough to lose a CEO (and three board members) over demands from political hyenas deserves to fail.

They give the Darwin Award to those who kill themselves stupidly before they procreate. The corporate cup should go to Mozilla, for sacrificing its corporate leadership to liberal pagans.

http://donsurber.blogspot.com/2015/12/firefox-is-this-years-darwin-award.html?spref=tw&m=1

I think like many folks, we left these idiots a while back...but now it looks like more are jumping off.

A virtual buttkickin'.   ::hysterical::

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Re: The Darwin Awards
« Reply #66 on: January 17, 2016, 02:16:20 PM »
If this idiot didn't survive he is a Darwin winner...or at least well on the way to being one...

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Re: The Darwin Awards
« Reply #67 on: July 06, 2016, 12:16:15 PM »
Darwin Award Sub-Category: Obama-prone death by Selfie

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-selfie-is-now-deadlier-than-jaws-2015-09-22

I had no idea this was so prevalent...but stupid people with smart phones...gives me hope for Duh Wun!   ::hysterical::

I'll keep looking at this link to see if anybody noteworthy off's themselves via Selfie...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_selfie-related_injuries_and_deaths
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Re: The Darwin Awards
« Reply #68 on: July 06, 2016, 03:10:12 PM »
Darwin Award Sub-Category: Obama-prone death by Selfie

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-selfie-is-now-deadlier-than-jaws-2015-09-22

I had no idea this was so prevalent...but stupid people with smart phones...gives me hope for Duh Wun!   ::hysterical::

I'll keep looking at this link to see if anybody noteworthy off's themselves via Selfie...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_selfie-related_injuries_and_deaths

Is it unusual that I have never taken a self-portrait? I mean I do have a picture of me next to my car at about 20 but that was something that my x took. I've never stood in front of a mirror or used one of those insipid sticks to take a picture of myself.

Is that weird or has the world gone weird around me?

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Re: The Darwin Awards
« Reply #69 on: July 06, 2016, 05:48:21 PM »
Darwin Award Sub-Category: Obama-prone death by Selfie

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-selfie-is-now-deadlier-than-jaws-2015-09-22

I had no idea this was so prevalent...but stupid people with smart phones...gives me hope for Duh Wun!   ::hysterical::

I'll keep looking at this link to see if anybody noteworthy off's themselves via Selfie...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_selfie-related_injuries_and_deaths

Is it unusual that I have never taken a self-portrait? I mean I do have a picture of me next to my car at about 20 but that was something that my x took. I've never stood in front of a mirror or used one of those insipid sticks to take a picture of myself.

Is that weird or has the world gone weird around me?

You're not alone. I don't even like to look at myself in the mirror any more, much less take a pic.
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Re: The Darwin Awards
« Reply #70 on: July 06, 2016, 06:36:17 PM »
Well, my body could use a little slimmin'
I keep my shirt on when I go swimmin'
And I ain't seen my feet since 1984
The old lady wants to roll in the hay
We turn the lights down all the way
Cuz I don't look good naked anymore

No I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore

Well, I used to be a helluva man
I chopped wood with just one hand
But I can't do the things I've done before
Well, it all happened kinda slow
But I guess I kinda let myself go
Now I don't look good naked anymore

No I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore
With each and every passing year
Came a lot of french fries and beer
And my belly hung a little closer to the floor
Now my belly is big as a truck
And the old lady don't wanna--
SHE DON'T WANNA!
Cuz I don't look good naked anymore

No I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore
No I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore
No I don't look good naked anymore

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Re: The Darwin Awards
« Reply #71 on: July 07, 2016, 07:21:27 AM »
Damn, I feel better.  I can still fit through a door and my belly ain't that close to the floor...yet.   ::whoohoo::
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Re: The Darwin Awards
« Reply #72 on: July 11, 2017, 07:40:33 AM »
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3991541/suicidal-man-38-kills-himself-by-jumping-250-feet-from-top-of-hawaii-volcano-after-leaving-suicide-note-in-the-backpack-he-dumped-nearby/

And...apparently...he missed lava and just bounced on rock...

Seriously...you want to swan-dive into a volcano...how about hitting lava?   ::facepalm::
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Re: The Darwin Awards
« Reply #73 on: July 11, 2017, 08:13:32 PM »
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3991541/suicidal-man-38-kills-himself-by-jumping-250-feet-from-top-of-hawaii-volcano-after-leaving-suicide-note-in-the-backpack-he-dumped-nearby/

And...apparently...he missed lava and just bounced on rock...

Seriously...you want to swan-dive into a volcano...how about hitting lava?   ::facepalm::

I didn't think that "Joe and The Volcano" needed an advisory....

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Re: The Darwin Awards
« Reply #74 on: July 12, 2017, 06:59:57 AM »
Yeah.  And now you can kiss those picturesque photo opportunities goodbye...

Who wants to have a pic at a national park with a "Warning: Volcano-jumpers will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law!" sign?

 ::hysterical::
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Re: The Darwin Awards
« Reply #75 on: July 12, 2017, 05:16:40 PM »
Yeah.  And now you can kiss those picturesque photo opportunities goodbye...

Who wants to have a pic at a national park with a "Warning: Volcano-jumpers will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law!" sign?

 ::hysterical::

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