Topic: Elizabeth Warren In Heap Big Trouble...Joins Ward Churchill's Tribe

[Pandora]

I just can’t shake the ridiculous image of you, Liz — a blue-eyed blonde almost as pasty white as me — letting yourself be described as a minority professor, a Native American, for years.

Though I agree that she is a reprobate and a thriving member of the benthic community (yeah, that'd be pond scum) for doing this (and pretty much every other thing she's ever done in her miserable life), I guess I have to take some slight issue with the above-quoted passage.  

I've got dark brown hair (what little I still have due to premature mange - started balding in high school!) and blue eyes - and am as pale as can be. But My maternal grandmother (and boy howdy was she ever mean!) was full blooded Cherokee making me, 1/4. But looking at me you'd never in a million years guess that that is the highest concentration of any one racial genetic type I have in me. The other 75% is a complete miss-mosh of numerous other ethnic backgrounds (Choctaw, Chippewa, French, German, Jewish and a few others that I can't remember now off the top of my head).

Of course, I've had the decency never to use it as a crutch - I've never even filed for recognition by the tribe because it's simply not right to beg for handouts. Wait, let me correct that a bit - I did say I was native American on the last census, but that was just to screw with big brother if you know what I mean.  

I see your well-made point here, BMG, but Miss Blue-Eyed/Pasty White is a full-blooded, full-blown member of the Tribe of Skin Color Significance, so it's just a little alinsky-bat to the puss to ridicule her with her own manual.

And, as I was born right here in the good ole USA, I am also a native American.

[trapeze]

But it is a ridiculous image just perhaps not for the reason that the writer is implying.

What makes it ridiculous is that Warren wouldn't be caught dead associating with American Indians or anything even vaguely close to native American culture. She, as an elitist, would look down on it (all the while making condescending comments about how "authentic" such people are) and does what all elitist do...pity the poor things.

What makes it ridiculous is that Warren claimed the minority status to embellish her resume and that's the only reason she did it. Has she ever had any contact whatsoever with native Americans in regard to her claim of actually being very, very distantly related (maybe) to one? No, of course not. She wouldn't have anything to do with a culture or people beneath her present status. That's what elitists do. But she has no problem at all with jotting down a "family legend" on her work applications because it gives her some vague status or feeling of exclusivity or perhaps gives her an edge over an otherwise equally qualified job candidate.

She is a liar, a fraud and a snob.

[IronDioPriest]

I seem to remember from the days of my youthful indiscretion that it seemed like an unrealistic number of Playboy Playmates and Penthouse Pets claimed some Cherokee blood. It was so common, it was almost as if brown hair = Cherokee.

In retrospect, I suppose the magazines were trying to sell the notion that these girls were a little bit on the wild-side; untamed...

...I've got dark brown hair (what little I still have due to premature mange - started balding in high school!) and blue eyes - and am as pale as can be. But My maternal grandmother (and boy howdy was she ever mean!) was full blooded Cherokee making me, 1/4....

 

[BMG]

I see your well-made point here, BMG, but Miss Blue-Eyed/Pasty White is a full-blooded, full-blown member of the Tribe of Skin Color Significance, so it's just a little alinsky-bat to the puss to ridicule her with her own manual.

And, as I was born right here in the good ole USA, I am also a native American.

What makes it ridiculous is that Warren wouldn't be caught dead associating with American Indians or anything even vaguely close to native American culture. She, as an elitist, would look down on it (all the while making condescending comments about how "authentic" such people are) and does what all elitist do...pity the poor things.

What makes it ridiculous is that Warren claimed the minority status to embellish her resume and that's the only reason she did it. Has she ever had any contact whatsoever with native Americans in regard to her claim of actually being very, very distantly related (maybe) to one? No, of course not. She wouldn't have anything to do with a culture or people beneath her present status. That's what elitists do. But she has no problem at all with jotting down a "family legend" on her work applications because it gives her some vague status or feeling of exclusivity or perhaps gives her an edge over an otherwise equally qualified job candidate.

Oh, quite right on both counts. I'm certainly not trying to defend her by any stretch of the imagination and for exactly the reason(s) you've both put forth. It isn't from any sense of solidarity or pride that she is claiming inclusion, but rather it is a sense of greed (in the form of the furtherance of her miserable career).

Personally, I think what she really needs is a good scalping.  

I seem to remember from the days of my youthful indiscretion that it seemed like an unrealistic number of Playboy Playmates and Penthouse Pets claimed some Cherokee blood. It was so common, it was almost as if brown hair = Cherokee.

In retrospect, I suppose the magazines were trying to sell the notion that these girls were a little bit on the wild-side; untamed...

 

...and no Priest, I never posed for Playboy or Penthouse.  

[IronDioPriest]

 

[Sectionhand]

She must be related to Iron Eyes Cody.

He even had C. B. De Mille fooled !

[Sectionhand]

Can we call her Squaw?

" Sacadaweewee " or "Sacadabullsh*t" .... take your pick !

[Libertas]

Can we call her Squaw?

" Sacadaweewee " or "Sacadabullsh*t" .... take your pick !

I like 'em both!

Woo!  Woo!  Woo!

[ToddF]

Cracker vs. Minority

/snort

 

[Libertas]

Bwuuuuhaaahaaa!  That's a good one!

 

[fingerroll]

her latest to cover up her lies:

http://bostonherald.com/news/politics/view/20220502warren_i_used_minority_listing_to_make_friends

[Libertas]

Liar, liar...skirt on fire!

What a dipstick!

 

[John Florida]

  Indian name "Spreading Bull" (stole it)

[BMG]

On a lark I put Sandra Fluke's name in that name generator thingy that Trap posted and it came back with 'Hairlip'. 

Sorry - bad joke I'm sure. It actually came back with: Keezheekoni - burning fire. As in, what you feel like the day after you've tapped that a$$ while you're sitting at the doctor's office wondering why it burns when you pee.

[Libertas]

On a lark I put Sandra Fluke's name in that name generator thingy that Trap posted and it came back with 'Hairlip'. 

Sorry - bad joke I'm sure. It actually came back with: Keezheekoni - burning fire. As in, what you feel like the day after you've tapped that a$$ while you're sitting at the doctor's office wondering why it burns when you pee.

 

I went with Nancy Pelosi, it came back "Big Crack in Sidewalk"...it's gotta be real!

[trapeze]

From the above listed article:

“I listed myself in the directory in the hopes that it might mean that I would be invited to a luncheon, a group something that might happen with people who are like I am. Nothing like that ever happened, that was clearly not the use for it and so I stopped checking it off,” said Warren.

So, great theory, I guess.

Maybe she should list herself with the NAACP and see if they invite her to a luncheon.

Perhaps she should register as a sex offender. I bet they have luncheons all the time.

Or what about listing herself with the International Star Registry? Astronomers would certainly call her to one of their luncheons.

This is a woman desperately in need of a luncheon.

I wonder how many lists she could possibly be signed up for and how concerned people could somehow help her with this?

[LadyVirginia]

From the above listed article:

“I listed myself in the directory in the hopes that it might mean that I would be invited to a luncheon, a group something that might happen with people who are like I am. Nothing like that ever happened, that was clearly not the use for it and so I stopped checking it off,” said Warren.

So, great theory, I guess.

Maybe she should list herself with the NAACP and see if they invite her to a luncheon.

Perhaps she should register as a sex offender. I bet they have luncheons all the time.

Or what about listing herself with the International Star Registry? Astronomers would certainly call her to one of their luncheons.

This is a woman desperately in need of a luncheon.

I wonder how many lists she could possibly be signed up for and how concerned people could somehow help her with this?

 

[IronDioPriest]

The fact that Boston media is lapping up this bullsh*t story is unbelievable completely believable.

Such fools, Leftists.

[LadyVirginia]

She needs to stick to bag lunches and when she's done eating recycle the bag into head gear:   

[Libertas]

She needs to stick to bag lunches and when she's done eating recycle the bag into head gear:   

I'll second that!