From the above listed article:
“I listed myself in the directory in the hopes that it might mean that I would be invited to a luncheon, a group something that might happen with people who are like I am. Nothing like that ever happened, that was clearly not the use for it and so I stopped checking it off,” said Warren.
So, great theory, I guess.
Maybe she should list herself with the NAACP and see if they invite her to a luncheon.
Perhaps she should register as a sex offender. I bet they have luncheons all the time.
Or what about listing herself with the International Star Registry? Astronomers would certainly call her to one of their luncheons.
This is a woman desperately in need of a luncheon.
I wonder how many lists she could possibly be signed up for and how concerned people could somehow help her with this?