Topic: Oh, Cool: O'Bongo Admin Creates New Composite Female..."Julia"

[trapeze]

This is the latest attempt to paint Republicans as wanting to hurt women while O'Bongo and the Democrats are women's' new BFFs.

This is all over Twitter (for those of you who tweet...I don't). Here is a link to Michelle Malkin's Twitchy site where "Julia" the "New Composite Girlfriend" is apparently pretty hot stuff.

Here is a link to Human Events where this ridiculous new meme is discussed.

Here is the link to the O'Bongo campaign's "Julia" thingy. It's pretty disgusting but we are all kind of used to this now.

[ToddF]

Is that supposed to be flattering to today's leftist woman?  It sound's like she can't even feed herself without Sugar Daddy Obama being in the picture.

And good luck getting your checks from Sugar Daddy after that debt bomb blows up.

[Libertas]

Of course MNHawk, Julia is a typical plantation Democrat, can't even wipe her own ass without gubmint help, and when gubmint implodes she'll die covered in sh*t.

[Predator Don]

obama skips from 3 years of age to 17.

He leaves out: At age 6, under obamas sex education for all program, little julia learns to roll a condom on a banana.
                      At age 10, under obamas healthy food for all program, Julia finds her mother abused her by shipping baloney sandwiches in her lunch.
                      At age 13, under obamas health, wellness and morality program, Julia is given access to birth control, without parental consent or knowledge 
                      At age 15, under obamas planned parenthood refuse plan, pregnent Julia has access to free abortion.




                    Hopefully, at age 45, Julia becomes self aware of the asshole she has become.

[ToddF]

Oh my.  Obama must thank Allah every morning for having a voting base as stupid as it is.

[Alphabet Soup]

obama skips from 3 years of age to 17.

He leaves out: At age 6, under obamas sex education for all program, little julia learns to roll a condom on a banana.
                      At age 10, under obamas healthy food for all program, Julia finds her mother abused her by shipping baloney sandwiches in her lunch.
                      At age 13, under obamas health, wellness and morality program, Julia is given access to birth control, without parental consent or knowledge 
                      At age 15, under obamas planned parenthood refuse plan, pregnent Julia has access to free abortion.




                    Hopefully, at age 45, Julia becomes self aware of the asshole she has become.

that right there is brilliant. You need to share it with the Eloi.

[trapeze]

Too bad that Julia will be unemployed and drowning in student loan debt.

Too bad that Julia will be paying for the debt that President Downgrade ran up.

Too bad that Julia won't be getting any Social Security benefits or Medicare benefits even though she will pay through the nose for them all through her miserable life IF she can somehow manage to get a job.

[charlesoakwood]

Julia was a lifesize cardboard image similar to those of presidents and John Wayne presented by side walk vendors for you to be photographed with only Julia was a take home with the appropriate cutouts.

[Predator Don]

obama skips from 3 years of age to 17.

He leaves out: At age 6, under obamas sex education for all program, little julia learns to roll a condom on a banana.
                      At age 10, under obamas healthy food for all program, Julia finds her mother abused her by shipping baloney sandwiches in her lunch.
                      At age 13, under obamas health, wellness and morality program, Julia is given access to birth control, without parental consent or knowledge 
                      At age 15, under obamas planned parenthood refuse plan, pregnent Julia has access to free abortion.




                    Hopefully, at age 45, Julia becomes self aware of the asshole she has become.

that right there is brilliant. You need to share it with the Eloi.

The book was great....the movie...not so great.

[ToddF]

The shortest entry

3 seconds:  After Julia is partially born, a tube is inserted into her head, her brains are sucked out, and she's thrown into the garbage.

The End.

[Libertas]

The shortest entry

3 seconds:  After Julia is partially born, a tube is inserted into her head, her brains are sucked out, and she's thrown into the garbage.

The End.

Oops! Didn't mean that Julia to end so quick!

[Weisshaupt]

I have  been making a collection of Julia alternate composites:

The Life of Brian
The Life of Julianne
Julia

[Weisshaupt]

IMAO has some zingers too

Liberals: “We’re not fascists! Now here’s what your whole life should look like cradle to grave according to the government’s plan…”


At age 50, Julia trades three shotgun shells for a gallon of gas and tells children about the “long long ago.”

The most exciting part of Dreams From My Father is where Obama realizes that his composite girlfriend is a Cylon.

Remember when people ventured west in search of new government to help them out?

At age 32, Julia only ventures out at night to make it harder for the Obamabot hunter/seekers to find her.

At age 22, Julia receives a visit to her home from President Obama. Later that day, she can’t locate her dog, Spot..

At age 33, after living a carefree life thanks to Obama’s government programs, Julia is consumed by Morlocks.

Obama 2012: “You’re nothing without me! Nothing! You hear me, Julia? Nothing!”

At age 68, Julia receives a helpful monthly reminder of how her dying soon would be helpful to the government’s budget.

[Libertas]

Those are pretty dang good!

[Pandora]

Who the hell has a gap in his vocabulary that the word "compressed" was initially used?

[warpmine]

obama skips from 3 years of age to 17.

He leaves out: At age 6, under obamas sex education for all program, little julia learns to roll a condom on a banana.
                      At age 10, under obamas healthy food for all program, Julia finds her mother abused her by shipping baloney sandwiches in her lunch.
                      At age 13, under obamas health, wellness and morality program, Julia is given access to birth control, without parental consent or knowledge 
                      At age 15, under obamas planned parenthood refuse plan, pregnent Julia has access to free abortion.




                    Hopefully, at age 45, Julia becomes self aware of the asshole she has become.

Don, you missed something else at age 13, she get's molested by a female teacher and becomes queer no longer needing to know about condoms. She then can be confident that she'll be with the right crowd in art school.

[warpmine]

IMAO has some zingers too

Liberals: “We’re not fascists! Now here’s what your whole life should look like cradle to grave according to the government’s plan…”


At age 50, Julia trades three shotgun shells for a gallon of gas and tells children about the “long long ago.”

The most exciting part of Dreams From My Father is where Obama realizes that his composite girlfriend is a Cylon.

Remember when people ventured west in search of new government to help them out?

At age 32, Julia only ventures out at night to make it harder for the Obamabot hunter/seekers to find her.

At age 22, Julia receives a visit to her home from President Obama. Later that day, she can’t locate her dog, Spot..

At age 33, after living a carefree life thanks to Obama’s government programs, Julia is consumed by Morlocks.

Obama 2012: “You’re nothing without me! Nothing! You hear me, Julia? Nothing!”

At age 68, Julia receives a helpful monthly reminder of how her dying soon would be helpful to the government’s budget.

Within one hour after death, since most of the food is used to make biofuels, there isn't any viable alternative food sources, she's turned over to the factory that makes the NEW FOOD.
Tastes like chicken!

[BMG]

Within one hour after death, since most of the food is used to make biofuels, there isn't any viable alternative food sources, she's turned over to the factory that makes the NEW FOOD.
Tastes like chicken!

[AlanS]

After reading this thread, I realize how you guys (and gals) keep me coming back.

[BigAlSouth]

Who the hell has a gap in his vocabulary that the word "compressed" was initially used?

Smartest, coolest guy on the planet, that's who.