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Happy Wednesday!
« on: May 09, 2012, 01:09:26 AM »

One sunny day in January, 2013, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and again just walked away.

The third day the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand, I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, " I love saying it ! See you tomorrow, Sir."

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Re: Happy Wednesday!
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2012, 01:15:13 AM »
Oh boy!  I only wish.  Well, not just only; I voted for Romney ::looking around for Loud American:: today in our primary.  There are folks who advocated voting for Gingrich or Santorum, just to send a message, but unless I can spell it out in black and white and IN BIG LETTERS, I doubt the wisdom of such so I went ahead an filled in the oval for the inevitable.

He wins this, he better be prepared for the second biggest fight of his life with conservatives, Romney does.
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Re: Happy Wednesday!
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2012, 02:20:26 AM »

Is this who you voted for?

The 'vision' of #Julia.


Looks good to me.  I want to see more of this guy.


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Re: Happy Wednesday!
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2012, 02:32:37 AM »
No, hon.  I voted for the ABO choice right now and he's it.  Whether he lives up to his recent campaigning or not remains to be seen AND DEALT WITH, but ABO right now is good enough for me.
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