You know, I wonder if we could use a new category called "Circling the Drain" for stories and anecdotes that are particularly illustrative of our rapid decline. Tip of the hat to
Small Dead Animals for this one.
The History of Stockton: Chapter Nine
It never rains in California, but…
Wells Fargo is taking steps toward repossessing Stockton's new City Hall, an eight-story high rise at 400 E. Main Street. City government never moved into the ($40.7m) building, which it bought in 2007…
Fortunately, there are still some sources of revenue for the politicians in Foreclosureville, USA. The city takes in over $50,000 in processing and various other fees on each new home built, for example, and has been fining homeowners, "many of them underwater and unemployed", for "not painting their yellowing lawns green." And on the quality of life side of the equation, there's all that local stimulus-spending coming from the 94 retired city union employees who make pensions of over $100,000 a year, and the free healthcare for life after retirement for people who worked for the city for more than one month. Plus, you've got your Health and Safety Fair, with its Teddy Bear clinic and sensory maze, and a high-end downtown arena, and a half-million dollar Asparagus Festival, and…
You see, high-spending local officials in America's most miserable city aren't the bad guys, the real villains are the ones who loaned them the money:
City officials called Wells Fargo a vulture. "Having Wells Fargo file this claim on that building is just another stab in the heart of a city that is already down on the ground," Mayor Ann Johnston said. "They are kicking us again and again."
Just for the feeling it gives them, apparently:
"It's unfortunate that they felt they had to do this. I'm not sure what good they hope to get from that."
Ah yes, you see, Wells Fargo is the vulture. Not a city government fining people for not painting their yellowing lawns green, or adding over $50,000 to the price of every home, or for sticking taxpayers with the bill so that retired government union employees can draw over a hundred grand per year.