Donald and Hillary go into a bakery, while on the campaign trail.
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As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket.
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She whispers to Donald, "See how clever I am?”
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“The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie."
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Then she says “I will definitely win the election.”
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The Donald says to Hillary, "that's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, theft, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
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Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
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Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry.
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Trump swallows it and asks for another one.
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The owner gives him another one.
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Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
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The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"
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Trump replies, "look in Hillary's pocket"…..
