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Hey! It's time to play "What does your state smell like?!" (The crowd goes wild!)
I was interested in how Homesick Candles would scent the New Jersey candle.
Have you ever driven through Elizabeth, New Jersey on the turnpike? Your passengers asleep in the back seat wake up thinking they’ve sharted in their sleep.Turns out, though, they scented the candle to smell like the Jersey Shore, which, by my reckoning, should smell like a melange of Drakkar Noir, clam sauce and hair gel.
The New York candle is scented like hints of Adirondacks forest floor, apple orchards, and pumpkin, which is much better than my memory of
transmission fluid, steaming manhole cover, burning chestnuts and urine.The Florida candle scent includes a hint of orange, a touch of sea mist, and a bit of driftwood, which is a departure from the real scent of Florida –
hard peppermint candy and Absorbine Jr.Homesick Candles says
the Nevada candle is reminiscent of the smells of desert air, cactus, sage, and denim cloth. Which is nothing like the actual smell – v
ape mist, sewer gas, loan sharks and Elvis impersonators.What’s your home state smell like?
http://iotwreport.com/homesick-candles-company-scents-candles-to-smell-like-your-home-state/Minnesota?
Fish, beer, ignorance, wet dog and Somali ass sweat. I could be missing some things...
As expected, the comments are a fricken hoot!
My fav's thus far -
Jerry Manderin NOVEMBER 30, 2016 AT 10:40 AM
From what my cousins describe to me, Spokane would smell like deer poop, meth, and dead dreams.
LocoBlancoSaltine NOVEMBER 30, 2016 AT 10:53 AM
The Chappaqua candle has the scent of corruption, sex, and failure.
All in the shape of a private email server.
