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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2400 on: December 12, 2017, 02:47:28 AM »
When I see this picture

why is my only thought: I want that hat!

Even though this Obama-wannabe is warming his tootsies for eternity, that hat would be a lot of fun to have.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2401 on: December 12, 2017, 09:12:42 AM »
https://everydayfeminism.com/2017/12/intersectional-feminist-first-date/

So You don't need to give them traffic,  here are 10 Questions you should ask a first date - according to feminists.

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1. Do you believe that Black Lives Matter?
2. What are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation?
3. How do you work to dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life?
4. What are your thoughts on sex work?
5. Are you a supporter of the BDS movement?
6. What is your understanding of settler colonialism and indigenous rights?
7. Do you think capitalism is exploitative?
8. Can any human be illegal?
9. Do you support Muslim Americans and non-Muslim people from Islamic countries?
10. Does your allyship include disabled folks?

Also known as the list of questions that ensure that you will not have a second date with any decent, manly, self respecting male and will end up in your thirties alone and unwanted.


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You may scratch your head at this one, but much like racism and misogynoir, being pro-sex worker is a necessary pillar of dismantling the patriarchy.

Thats right baby, spread my legs so I can bang you and get the hell out of here.

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If your date says they’re anti-fascist and part of the resistance but they’re cool with exploiting labor from communities of color and they support the school to prison pipeline, then there’s a good chance they’ll only value you for your ability to nurture them without any reciprocation.

Now give me  free government crap paid for by others.
8's description is really funny

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White Americans stole this land, colonized this land, created so many borders, pushed out, killed and enslaved people of color and somehow they have the audacity to claim that this land is theirs and that black and brown immigrants are stealing their jobs, land, and homes? Miss me with that bullsh*t.

So what you are saying is that the American Indians needed some sort of immigration policy - like every other country in the world..?

But hey #9 is a hoot too

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Don’t waste your time and energy on dating someone who thinks that Islam is inherently violent or misogynistic. Instead, read some Huda Sha’arawi or Mona Eltahawy to educate yourself further on Muslim feminism.

Now put on your Burka and accept being property under Sharia law.




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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2402 on: December 12, 2017, 12:22:45 PM »
Wow, folks on a roll...Pablo with spreadsheet humor, Tom with a snappy cartoon and a desire for a hat (to sport on special occasions I bet, crashing Demonrat events, etc...) and now Weisshaupt with a hilarious list of questions I cannot refuse!  What a day!   :D

1. Do you believe that Black Lives Matter?

No, I believe in all lives mattering...or I did until Progressives became so suicidally and genocidally batshyt effing insane towards those who refuse to think, act and believe as they do...now I believe that they, criminals (some crossover there), Islamists (some crossover there too) and DeepState Cabalists and Crony Capitalists are exempt from that consideration.  So thanks for helping with that!

2. What are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation?

Is this a trick question?  In short, normal.  As in don't pull genders that don't exist out of your ass...there is no "orienteering" there is only what God and nature created - Men and women.  That one wants to mimic the other or vice-versa or whateverthef**k is bullsh*t people come up with...and I have no time for made up sh*t!

3. How do you work to dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life?

Easy, I don't worry about it.  As alleged it doesn't exist, except from the Left.  Have you noticed all the pervs emerging from the Left lately?  Al "Groper" Franken ring a bell?  From my point of view it is those looking for it so hard that are suffering from it or its inverse.  Have I mentioned I don't put up with bullsh*t?

4. What are your thoughts on sex work?

What is this?  Hollywood?  Harvey Weinstein's office?  Bill Clinton's Oval Office?  You in porn?  A hooker?  Wassamatta, you?!  Work is for work.  Have sex out of work like normal people (and in a consenting manner!), perv!

5. Are you a supporter of the BDS movement?

I am not a fan of the Marquis de Sade...familiar with term "sadist" at all?  Quit being weird!

6. What is your understanding of settler colonialism and indigenous rights?

Unparalleled, actually.  The myth that Asian ancestors settled the America's and gave rise to the so-called native-American's is false, they did come over, but it is clear from archaeological, geographical and yes even "native-American" oral tradition and ancestry that Caucasian Europeans traveled to what is now the eastern seaboard of the United States several thousands of years before the Asian's crossed the Bering Sea land bridge.  So, when later Vikings and Columbus came along...they were merely reinstating previous land claims from the squatter inhabitants.

7. Do you think capitalism is exploitative?

Is the current Pope a Socialist jackass?  Don't use that term "exploitative" casually...you are using it in the improper Marxist tone, real Capitalism, not Crony Capitalism or Chinese Free-Marketeering or Russian Oligarchies/Syndicate Capitalism...real Capitalism exploits the natural benefits when people produce goods and services and exchange them for fair value for their use and consumption...it is a natural and beautiful thing to behold if not gamed, punished, perverted or exploited in the Marxist sense!

8. Can any human be illegal?

Yes.  If you bash in or sneak in through my back door uninvited...it is an illegal entry...thus making the perpetrator a criminal.  if you knock on my front door, I'll assess people on a case by case basis.  This should make perfect sense...if not you must have been raised in a barn...or a commune...both of which are stupid, but the one is way more stupid than the other!

9. Do you support Muslim Americans and non-Muslim people from Islamic countries?

Muslims should stay in Muslim nations, those fleeing Muslim nations should be Non-Muslims fleeing Muslims, certainly there could be a neighboring nation closer than the US that can take those folks in...or are they racist/sexist/homophobes with an exemption of some sort?  Islam is a Satanic death-cult founded by a demon called Mohammad who set up a militantly patriarchal suicidal genocidal cult that mandates the ritual mutilation of young girls and marrying them off at disturbingly young ages, allows husbands to rape and kill them at whim, stones and mutilates people for whatever reason with nothing approaching due process, encourages the enslavement and murder of Infidels (all non-Muslims, especially Jews and Christians) and is the most intolerant and uncivilized group of people on the planet and as such should be banned from our nation for eternity.  Anybody arguing any of those points is ignorant and a danger to themselves and others.  Easy peasy!

10. Does your allyship include disabled folks?

WTF is "allyship"?  Seriously, I had to look this Moon-God bullsh*t up on the infernal-net!

Allyship is not an identity—it is a lifelong process of building relationships based on trust, consistency, and accountability with marginalized individuals and/or groups of people. Allyship is not self-defined—our work and our efforts must be recognized by the people we seek to ally ourselves with.

Holy Guano Bat Man!  What a stupendous load of excrement that is!  Looks like some bullsh*t that oozed under the door at a diseased campus like Berkeley!  Good God what vile dreck that is!  And where is this newfound sympathy for 'disabled' folks?  We normals have been honoring and taking care of our wounded Vets and family members and friends a long time, y'all new to this?  And like the elderly...I thought your Enlightened views of disabled extended only to ushering them to Dr Kevorkian for Carousel on taxpayer dime?  Oh, I got it...you must be only concerned about those Progtard-defined 'disabled' folks you think are on par with real disabled folks!  Yeah, that pig got no wings here, sweety!

Aced it!  Right?!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2403 on: December 14, 2017, 03:37:25 PM »
The NY Slimes Sense of Humor:



https://www.weaselzippers.us/367573-no-joke-ny-times-claims-obama-lied-only-18-times-during-his-8-year-presidency/



April Fools Day in December!

Biggest load of ever put into graph form in NY Slime history!!!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2404 on: December 15, 2017, 11:51:21 AM »


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2405 on: December 18, 2017, 12:03:32 PM »
Uhh huh...

https://www.weaselzippers.us/367836-harry-reid-had-pentagon-spend-millions-of-dollars-investigating-ufos/

So...is this what happened?







Somebody needs to look into this!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2406 on: December 19, 2017, 06:48:18 PM »
I'm pretty sure the law is codified with those exact words.   ::laughonfloor::


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2407 on: December 19, 2017, 08:50:42 PM »
Once again the proof -  "Congress and Babies diapers need to be changed often - and for the same reason"
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2408 on: December 20, 2017, 06:49:42 AM »
I'm pretty sure the law is codified with those exact words.   ::laughonfloor::

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2409 on: December 20, 2017, 06:50:47 AM »
Once again the proof -  "Congress and Babies diapers need to be changed often - and for the same reason"

...far as Congresscritters go...screw changing diapers...how about just setting them on fire?   :D
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2410 on: December 20, 2017, 05:41:55 PM »


1. Do you believe that Black Lives Matter?
They used to, then the 13th amendment changed things.

2. What are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation?
I prefer doggie orientation.

3. How do you work to dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life?
I train my women to never speak such words.

4. What are your thoughts on sex work?
You couldn't afford me.

5. Are you a supporter of the BDS movement?
Yes, I love bondage and discipline. Get on your knees and call me sir.

6. What is your understanding of settler colonialism and indigenous rights?
I understand that the white man brought civilization to the heathen injuns.

7. Do you think capitalism is exploitative?
Yes,  the way I do it.

8. Can any human be illegal?
Of course, although most in the US are wetbacks.

9. Do you support Muslim Americans and non-Muslim people from Islamic countries?
I support Muslims, right after they convert to a civilized religion.

10. Does your allyship include disabled folks?
Yeah, I know one cripple and a retard.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2411 on: December 20, 2017, 09:08:48 PM »
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10. Does your allyship include disabled folks?

No. I cast off all my leftist "friends" when I realized that they were inherently unstable.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2412 on: December 21, 2017, 07:30:04 AM »
 ::laughonfloor::

This just might be my all-time favorite thread, evah!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2413 on: December 21, 2017, 10:38:32 PM »
I just poured a little gas onto the fire @ The Hill...

...suggesting a 2020 Dhimmie ticket of Trayvon Martin & Heather Heyer. Since the dead vote, why not resurrect 'em as candidates..?
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2414 on: December 22, 2017, 06:38:23 AM »
And then the idjits at the rallies can off themselves by OD-ing on PurpleDrank!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2415 on: December 22, 2017, 10:59:47 AM »
The species...it is beyond Idiocracy...

https://www.weaselzippers.us/368409-amazon-pulls-diy-circumcision-kits/

...all we can do is point and laugh...



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Poor baby boys of idjits though...   ::speechless::
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« Reply #2416 on: December 22, 2017, 11:15:26 AM »


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2417 on: December 22, 2017, 02:29:58 PM »
I'm laughing my big jolly arse off at this...but just you wait and see...it'll probably happen!!!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2418 on: December 24, 2017, 02:31:42 PM »
Update on that UFO stuff...



https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5206489/ufo-exist-beyond-reasonable-doubt-former-pentagon/

Umm...looks like a Federation starship...aren't they friendly?   ::whatgives::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2419 on: December 24, 2017, 11:19:43 PM »
This is funny just because it happened to an ANTIFA dipstick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsT1Qrhi2gU&feature=youtu.be
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