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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2660 on: January 11, 2019, 03:03:54 PM »


https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-01-11/tmz-confirms-mackenzie-bezos-become-worlds-richest-woman

That's some expensive trim...seems a bit over-priced to me...but he's no looker, so...

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2661 on: January 11, 2019, 04:43:36 PM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2662 on: January 11, 2019, 04:48:39 PM »
With as much money as he has I would doubt he has an issue giving her half, at least I wouldn't.  I could not spend that much (or even half) even if I tried.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2663 on: January 12, 2019, 07:18:55 AM »
With as much money as he has I would doubt he has an issue giving her half, at least I wouldn't.  I could not spend that much (or even half) even if I tried.

I could put in a Hell of an effort.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2664 on: January 12, 2019, 09:45:56 AM »
With as much money as he has I would doubt he has an issue giving her half, at least I wouldn't.  I could not spend that much (or even half) even if I tried.

I could put in a Hell of an effort.

I'm with you, Alan.  Pretty sure I could set up all my people with whatever they need and have a sh*tload left over with which to invest in buying out crony capitalists (especially in media and finance) and perhaps ruin of few fascists here and there... 

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2665 on: January 14, 2019, 11:49:24 AM »


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2666 on: January 14, 2019, 12:04:36 PM »
Excellent! He is such a dolt.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2667 on: January 15, 2019, 01:48:55 AM »
"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Let us assume for the moment everything you say about me is true. That just makes your problem bigger, doesn't it?"

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2668 on: January 15, 2019, 07:23:23 AM »
Ahhhhh...the fun-sized tyrant-ridding blade of liberty!
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« Reply #2669 on: January 15, 2019, 10:42:50 AM »
Ahhhhh...the fun-sized tyrant-ridding blade of liberty!


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2670 on: January 15, 2019, 11:22:57 AM »
Ahhhhh...the fun-sized tyrant-ridding blade of liberty!


   Why Rube Goldberg a perfectly good hanging?  No assembly needed.

Honestly...I'm good with anything, as long as it is effective, serves as a warning to others thinking of being evil and meets the expectations of lovers of liberty. 

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2672 on: Today at 12:20:29 PM »
Occluded-Cortex is really proving to be the Energizer Bunny of Imbeciles!


Former law enforcement officials called out socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) for using a violent sexual term on Wednesday in an interview that was published in The Washington Post.


The exchange:

The Post: How did you feel when that hit yesterday?

Ocasio-Cortez: I was surprised and I was annoyed because it was a new tack. They’ve been for a very long time focusing on taking quotes out of context or manipulating them or making it seem as though I said things that I didn’t say. This was different in that it was an outright fraudulent thing. You can tell that they’re getting into hysterics because now you’re getting into my actual body, which is definitely crossing a level, definitely crossing a line.

I also think it’s encouraging because this is my sixth day in Congress and they’re out of all their artillery. The nude is supposed to be like the bazooka. You know, like, “We’re going to take her down.” Dude, you’re all out of bullets, you’re all out of bombs, you’re all out of all this stuff. What have you got left? I’m six days into the term, and you already used all your ammo. So enjoy being exhausted for the next two years while we run train on the progressive agenda.


https://www.dailywire.com/news/42286/ocasio-cortez-uses-violent-sexual-term-describe-ryan-saavedra

I'm sure in her highly-valued diverse cultural heritage there is a long time-honored tradition of gang-raping women...so...I guess that was the context left out...

TPC, all of us...going to have a blast lampooning this low-hanging fruit!





http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/ocasio-cortez-vulcan-slayer-t20458.html

Yup...Occluded-Cortex was in this dumb herd too...

https://www.weaselzippers.us/408523-freshmen-dems-go-looking-for-mitch-mcconnell-to-pressure-him-on-shutdown-end-up-at-wrong-office/

...I wonder if exasperated words like "...thems post turtles must move purdy fast to run from us peoples huh?...were overheard after such stunning failure?

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