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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #60 on: June 04, 2012, 01:05:35 PM »
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"Artist" turns dead pet into, well...


Dutch humor, I suppose...


Man...where do you find this stuff..... ::hysterical::
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« Reply #61 on: June 04, 2012, 09:06:40 PM »
What a waste of a perfectly good helicopter.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #62 on: June 04, 2012, 09:57:10 PM »

What an ass.


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« Reply #63 on: June 04, 2012, 10:58:47 PM »
Man...where do you find this stuff..... ::hysterical::

I find it all over although the UK Mail is a wealth of all things bizarre. I created this thread to collect and preserve this utter nonsense.

BTW...I used to have a cat that looked an awful lot like this one. Mrs. trapeze was appalled when I showed this to her.

Also: The book referenced earlier (101 Uses for a Dead Cat) has been around for a very long time. I remember seeing it probably thirty years ago. It was hilarious then and still is now. The one star comments at Amazon are typical of the humorless and brain dead PETA types who actually think that you can be cruel to a dead animal.
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In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #64 on: June 05, 2012, 06:42:10 AM »
Man...where do you find this stuff..... ::hysterical::

I find it all over although the UK Mail is a wealth of all things bizarre. I created this thread to collect and preserve this utter nonsense.

BTW...I used to have a cat that looked an awful lot like this one. Mrs. trapeze was appalled when I showed this to her.

Also: The book referenced earlier (101 Uses for a Dead Cat) has been around for a very long time. I remember seeing it probably thirty years ago. It was hilarious then and still is now. The one star comments at Amazon are typical of the humorless and brain dead PETA types who actually think that you can be cruel to a dead animal.

Maybe someone should come up with a book for 101 things to do with a dead PETA activist, I bet that'd be a best-seller!  See them bitch about that!  Hell, I'd buy!   ;D
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #65 on: June 06, 2012, 12:15:00 AM »
Yeah, I know...BMG posted a link to this in the WI Recall Thread but hey, it deserves to be enshrined here...


Yeah, I'm tearing up, too. I get all emotional when I see lefties cry. You know, that kind of emotion where I'm rolling on the floor laughing with tears streaming down my face because I'm physically hurting from laughing so hard and so long.

Ouch.
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In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #66 on: June 06, 2012, 12:11:34 PM »
It's a beautiful thing...lefties crying....

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« Reply #67 on: June 06, 2012, 01:56:29 PM »

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #68 on: June 06, 2012, 02:12:54 PM »
"I love Liberal tears. They taste like rainbows" -comment on Gateway Pundit.

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« Reply #69 on: June 06, 2012, 02:25:51 PM »
"I love Liberal tears. They taste like rainbows" -comment on Gateway Pundit.

 ::hysterical:: ::laughonfloor:: ::hysterical::


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« Reply #70 on: June 06, 2012, 09:44:38 PM »
"I love Liberal tears. They taste like rainbows" -comment on Gateway Pundit.

Crap, that's funny. ::laughonfloor::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #71 on: June 06, 2012, 11:22:36 PM »
@Trap:
Hey man, no worries. That stuff's so funny it almost needs a thread all it's own!  ::thumbsup::

I almost feel bad for the guy though ya know? Maybe a little moral support will help him out ...


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #72 on: June 07, 2012, 12:14:02 AM »
In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #73 on: June 07, 2012, 06:56:12 AM »
"Hitler finds out....." - the gift that keeps on giving.
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« Reply #74 on: June 07, 2012, 09:37:01 AM »
I didn't know exactly where to put this but it's pretty dang funny so here it is!

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“Michelle outdoes me in pushups as well,” he said, after saying that she’s taken some criticism on her technique “because she doesn’t go all the way down” – a line that he let hang, naughtily, provoking laughter from the crowd.

Of course, if a Conservative had said this all hell would have broken loose at every single media outlet there is...and let us not forget that oh-so-serious war on women that the Conservatives are supposedly waging.

Regardless all the serious implications, I find it freaking hilarious that his pet wookie Mooooo-chelle can actually out perform him in pushups!
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« Reply #75 on: June 07, 2012, 09:38:21 AM »
@Hitler...

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« Reply #76 on: June 07, 2012, 10:44:24 AM »
if a Conservative had said this all hell would have broken loose at every single media outlet there is...

No class idiot.

The stuff he says about his wife in public is telling.

Imagine Bush or Reagan making a such a comment about their wives.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #77 on: June 07, 2012, 01:26:56 PM »
I'm trying to imagine ANY other first lady dropping down for a few push ups. If I made that type of "joke" about my wife...well, I couldn't post, I'd be dead.

I believe this is an orchastrated effort to get the young vote to come out again.....It's all obama has left, imo. First, it was "hey, he is cool, lets all vote for him"....now it more like" hey, he is still cool, even though I'm loaded with debt and no job".
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #78 on: June 12, 2012, 06:40:36 PM »
Justin Bieber's biggest fan/stalker...


I like the authentic way that she doesn't blink.
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In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.