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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #380 on: August 26, 2013, 07:01:24 PM »
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #381 on: August 26, 2013, 08:34:29 PM »
One eventually comes to realize the rest of the world isn't as uptight, and infected with political correctness, as Obama's America.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #382 on: August 27, 2013, 02:23:45 AM »
Teabagger!  Or Tea bag her.  I get so confused.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #383 on: August 27, 2013, 06:53:27 AM »
Teabagger!  Or Tea bag her.  I get so confused.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #384 on: August 29, 2013, 11:34:33 AM »
 ::laughonfloor::



http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=200634

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And, I don't know what's funnier...this pic or the fact that Putin wants it banned!



http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=200666

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #385 on: August 29, 2013, 12:48:17 PM »
Looks like reggie is lovin where obummers left has is....
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #386 on: August 30, 2013, 11:41:30 AM »
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #388 on: September 02, 2013, 05:04:10 PM »
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They got off easy!
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In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #391 on: September 03, 2013, 02:27:35 AM »


http://www.michellesmirror.com/2013/08/what-could-you-do-with-pastry-sprinkles.html#.UiUNWT8qhb0

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Hilarious. I liked this pic better, though...


It's sort of like "The Emperor's New Clothes" except we are, thankfully, spared the visual torment of a naked FLOTUS.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #392 on: September 03, 2013, 07:15:35 AM »
The Star Trek is epic.  ::hysterical::

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #393 on: September 03, 2013, 09:04:24 PM »
Top Twenty Wisecracks About John Kerry's and Chuck Hagel's Catastrophic Senate Testimony


20. John Kerry looks like Frankenstein had sex with George Hamilton and then someone botched his plastic surgery and left a Boot in his chin

 19. Incidentally, Kerry speaks French like Kerry earned all three purple hearts. He rode both of those myths for 40 years.

 One of Kerry's Purple Hearts was awarded for, and I am quoting his military records, "A Case of the Mondays"

 18. So a horse walked up to John Kerry and asked "Why the Botox face?"

 17. Kerry's face looks like the footballs they used to use when they were too ckufing stupid to wear helmets

 16. Shorter Chuck Hagel: This is the first war in ten years that the Jews didn't trick us into war so Let's Do This

 15. Shorter John Kerry: Obama does not support a total remodel of Syria, but he does want to give the place some color with Accent Bombings

 14. Kerry: Obama wants only a limited war, unless this mission which is designed to fail to achieve any purpose fails to achieve any purpose

 13. Kerry: Obama will not puts boots on the ground, unless this mission fails, which it is expressly designed to do, and what are the odds of that?

 12. Martin Bashir has the first erection he's had since he checked out Michael Jackon's Rumpus Room

 11. Shorter Kerry: Can you imagine the horror of Assad being left in power which is exactly what our plan is?

 10. Ambassador Rice just put out the word that Kerry's and Hagel's testimony was caused by a YouTube video

 9. John Kerry: I dream of one day having a Middle East as stable and imperturbable as my forehead

 8. If you took the best parts of Kerry and Hagel, you'd have one modestly intelligent man whose face didn't look like an Ogre's plunder sack

 7. John McCain asked to revise and extend the footjob he was giving John Kerry

 6. John Kerry: Obama knows how to distinguish Al Qaeda jihadis from "moderate democrats" just like he did in Benghazi when he hired terrorists as security guards

 5. I could just sit here quoting Democrats' words to them all day but as they plainly never believed a syllable of them, what's the point?

 4. Alice just emailed me to say she's going back to Wonderland because "this sh*t is wack"

 3. Obama's getting his War Card punched like he's already got that free sandwich picked out

 2. Obama's plan is just to bomb random countries until the Nobel Prize Committee gets him a green Masters jacket

...and the number one wisecrack about Kerry and Hagel's testimony...

 1. Evolution of US Foreign Policy, 1946-present

 1946-2000: Realism
 2001-2008: Neconservative idealism
 2009-2012: Neointernationalism
 2013: "YOLO" Doctrine

H/T - Ace

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http://twitter.com/jimgeraghty/status/374917860637683712/photo/1
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #394 on: September 03, 2013, 09:53:55 PM »
Team of nitwits! 


http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2013/09/team-of-nitwits-hacked.php

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #395 on: September 03, 2013, 10:31:36 PM »
And yeah, I liked the photoshop of the team of nitwits with GWB on the big screen in the back. That was posted on PowerLine blog, though, so...(it's garlic and crucifixes time)

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In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #396 on: September 03, 2013, 10:38:37 PM »
And yeah, I liked the photoshop of the team of nitwits with GWB on the big screen in the back. That was posted on PowerLine blog, though, so...(it's garlic and crucifixes time)

Why do I detest hippies? Let me count the ways...


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #397 on: September 04, 2013, 07:06:51 AM »
I chose instead to take comfort in Trap's new byline.   ::thumbsup::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #398 on: September 04, 2013, 09:12:33 AM »
I chose instead to take comfort in Trap's new byline.   ::thumbsup::

Yeah, Regretsy has completely shut down so I lost my link to the epic anti-hippie rant. Things gotta change, I guess.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #399 on: September 04, 2013, 09:29:08 AM »
I chose instead to take comfort in Trap's new byline.   ::thumbsup::

Yeah, Regretsy has completely shut down so I lost my link to the epic anti-hippie rant. Things gotta change, I guess.

What? You didn't copy and paste it into a word doc?
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