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Offline oldcoastie6468

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #580 on: November 23, 2013, 02:23:44 PM »
I'm Pudding Tinsel-Shoes!!!  ::laughonfloor:: ::laughonfloor:: ::rolllaughing:: ::rolllaughing:: ::rolllaughing::   ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical::


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« Reply #581 on: November 23, 2013, 02:31:02 PM »
You're a sick puppy. ::hysterical::
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« Reply #582 on: November 23, 2013, 02:56:27 PM »
Mr. Perky Tinsel Toes here. ::facepalm::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #583 on: November 23, 2013, 03:03:25 PM »
I'm Pudding Tinsel-Shoes!!!  ::laughonfloor:: ::laughonfloor:: ::rolllaughing:: ::rolllaughing:: ::rolllaughing::   ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical::

Good grief, there are two of us !!   ::speechless::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #584 on: November 23, 2013, 03:09:41 PM »
You're a sick puppy. ::hysterical::

Yes, I know. Thank you!  ::thumbsup::  ;D
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #586 on: November 23, 2013, 03:30:32 PM »
Thanks 'old'

If I used my nickname -- I'm "Speedy Pickle Pants"  --- Don't even go there  ::pokeineye:: ::rockets::

At least with real name I'm Festive
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #587 on: November 23, 2013, 04:26:44 PM »
I have an oxymoron for a name:  Speedy Floppy-Feet.  Seriously, how would that work?

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #589 on: November 23, 2013, 07:43:52 PM »
Squeezy Sparkly-Nose.

 Am I  Squeezy in general, or is my sparkly- nose the only Squeezy part?
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #590 on: November 23, 2013, 09:28:59 PM »
Thanks 'old'

If I used my nickname -- I'm "Speedy Pickle Pants"  --- Don't even go there  ::pokeineye:: ::rockets::

At least with real name I'm Festive

You are most welcome!

And that's what your wife told me!  ::evil:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical::  ::laughonfloor::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #591 on: November 23, 2013, 09:30:07 PM »
Squeezy Sparkly-Nose.

 Am I  Squeezy in general, or is my sparkly- nose the only Squeezy part?

That would necessitate a hands-on inspection!  ::evil::
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Will Rogers never met Barack Obama. He would not like Obama.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #594 on: November 24, 2013, 09:00:17 PM »
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Will Rogers never met Barack Obama. He would not like Obama.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #595 on: November 24, 2013, 09:09:43 PM »
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Will Rogers never met Barack Obama. He would not like Obama.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #596 on: November 25, 2013, 06:37:35 AM »
...anybody else get the strong urge to hurl things at that jug-eared jackass?
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #597 on: November 25, 2013, 06:39:04 AM »
What's the opposite of "eye candy"?  "Eye sore"?  "Aye, crap!"?
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #598 on: November 25, 2013, 06:40:05 AM »
Pooch looks scared...

...better check the carpet.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #599 on: November 25, 2013, 10:46:10 AM »
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
 
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
 
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up,  walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.
 
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
U.S. Coast Guard veteran, 1964-1968

Will Rogers never met Barack Obama. He would not like Obama.

I hate liberals. Liberalism is a disease that causes severe brain damage after it tries to suck knowledge and history out of yours.