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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #640 on: January 16, 2014, 12:51:27 PM »
I knew moochelle was a wookie.....
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #641 on: January 17, 2014, 11:54:41 AM »
BREAK IT UP!  I MEAN IT, SETTLE DOWN!

Chicken Police?

That's better.   ::hysterical::

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #642 on: January 17, 2014, 12:02:23 PM »
Lunch and dinner fighting each other...mass hysteria!   ::laughonfloor::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #643 on: January 17, 2014, 03:43:21 PM »
BREAK IT UP!  I MEAN IT, SETTLE DOWN!

Chicken Police?

That's better.   ::hysterical::

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #644 on: January 17, 2014, 04:03:53 PM »

BREAK IT UP!  I MEAN IT, SETTLE DOWN!
Chicken Police?

That's better.   ::hysterical::

"And don't make us have to come over here again!"

Those are fowl remarks. Tsk-tsk. For shame!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #645 on: January 24, 2014, 07:56:59 AM »


http://miami.cbslocal.com/2014/01/23/justin-bieber-arrested-in-miami-beach/

Just the latest in resume enhancing...

Maybe he and Lindsay can hook up for a double-feature?   ::hysterical::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #646 on: January 24, 2014, 12:59:55 PM »
I'm sick of hearing about this little asshole's antics.

Anybody else notice the facial resemblance to Miley Cyrus?
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« Reply #647 on: January 24, 2014, 01:20:02 PM »
Yes.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #648 on: January 24, 2014, 02:23:02 PM »
I'm sick of hearing about this little asshole's antics.

Anybody else notice the facial resemblance to Miley Cyrus?

Not to worry. He'll be dead within a few years due to an overdose of drugs and/or alcohol, or a car crash (I hope he doesn't take out some family on a trip), or suicide.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #649 on: January 27, 2014, 06:54:28 AM »
Yeah, maybe they can combine getting trashed with fast driving and twerking and go out in a blaze of stupidity!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #650 on: January 29, 2014, 11:38:48 AM »

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/01/obamas-high-school-pot-dealer-bludgeoned-to-death-by-gay-lover/

I don't know about y'all...but I am having a hard time figuring out who isn't gay!   ::hysterical::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #651 on: February 01, 2014, 02:20:57 AM »
And now, a PSA from the folks at learnforlife.org

In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #652 on: February 06, 2014, 12:04:13 PM »


IM41 says "I Am Not Sure Who This Is An Insult To?"!

http://im41.com/archives/45939

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #653 on: February 06, 2014, 12:58:05 PM »
"If you're not insulted, you're not paying attention"

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #654 on: February 06, 2014, 02:06:59 PM »
And now, a PSA from the folks at learnforlife.org



I know some won't watch this...but watch it...lol
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #655 on: February 08, 2014, 09:41:57 AM »
sometimes words just fail me.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #656 on: February 08, 2014, 02:35:28 PM »
And now, a PSA from the folks at learnforlife.org



I know some won't watch this...but watch it...lol

The ubiquitous VW van was a nice touch.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #657 on: February 10, 2014, 01:15:01 PM »
Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road and a Limo driving late at night
hits it head on and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to the chauffeur "You get out and check on that poor cow."

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the
animal is dead but it appeared to be very old.
Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and
tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there"

Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated,
a full belly, his hair ruffled, with a big grin on his face.
"My God, What Happened to You?" asks the woman.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king."
"What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.
Well, I just knocked on the door..........and when it
opened I said to them,
"I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."

Don't You just love a story with a happy ending!


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #658 on: February 10, 2014, 01:18:16 PM »
That one made me smile....even a couple of chuckles....good job.

Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road and a Limo driving late at night
hits it head on and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to the chauffeur "You get out and check on that poor cow."

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the
animal is dead but it appeared to be very old.
Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and
tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there"

Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated,
a full belly, his hair ruffled, with a big grin on his face.
"My God, What Happened to You?" asks the woman.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king."
"What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.
Well, I just knocked on the door..........and when it
opened I said to them,
"I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."

Don't You just love a story with a happy ending!


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #659 on: February 10, 2014, 01:56:11 PM »
Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road and a Limo driving late at night
hits it head on and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to the chauffeur "You get out and check on that poor cow."

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the
animal is dead but it appeared to be very old.
Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and
tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there"

Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated,
a full belly, his hair ruffled, with a big grin on his face.
"My God, What Happened to You?" asks the woman.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king."
"What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.
Well, I just knocked on the door..........and when it
opened I said to them,
"I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."

Don't You just love a story with a happy ending!


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That deserves a bigger laugh than is on here, and I'm while cleaning coffee off screen...
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