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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #680 on: February 26, 2014, 06:12:50 PM »
I can't understand a damn thing she is whining about.
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« Reply #681 on: February 26, 2014, 06:17:46 PM »
"Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem."

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #682 on: February 26, 2014, 06:41:03 PM »
I can't understand a damn thing she is whining about.

Yeah, should have subtitles. Nevertheless, it's always funny watching and listening to an adult child pitch a temper tantrum in public, especially when they happen to be Jew Haters who don't get their way on punishing those evil Zionists.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #683 on: February 27, 2014, 06:40:31 AM »
I think we found our next volunteer for the stupid human vs streamroller contest.
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« Reply #684 on: February 27, 2014, 06:59:15 AM »
I think we found our next volunteer for the stupid human vs streamroller contest.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #685 on: February 27, 2014, 07:42:45 AM »
I think we found our next volunteer for the stupid human vs streamroller contest.

  ::laughonfloor:: ::hysterical:: ::laughonfloor::

So what do you have against steamrollers?

Nothing.  That crap will wash off!   ;D
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #686 on: February 27, 2014, 02:28:34 PM »
We need a place to immortalize this one.

Eric Holder's soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says Holder...

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really?, I've already made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says Holder.

"I'm sorry Sir, but we have our rules."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.

They are all having such a good time that before Holder realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven.."

So, 24 hours passed with Holder joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

Holder reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell..

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and gives him a black bag.

"I don't understand," stammers Holder. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil smiles at him and says,

"Yesterday we were campaigning, Today, you have voted, now get busy!"

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #687 on: February 28, 2014, 06:46:18 AM »
Heh.  I like that one!!!   ::cool::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #688 on: February 28, 2014, 12:30:42 PM »
Dweeb journalist meets race car driver

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #690 on: February 28, 2014, 03:09:06 PM »
Ah, you have to give it a title, now.  Before I could just slap a link button on them, and voila, video.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #691 on: February 28, 2014, 04:22:21 PM »
I didn't title it, it "came" that way.  What I did do was go to the video link and when there, deleted the "s" in the https url, refreshed, then copied and pasted the new url.  I've found just deleting the "s" once posted often doesn't work.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #692 on: February 28, 2014, 04:23:29 PM »
"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Let us assume for the moment everything you say about me is true. That just makes your problem bigger, doesn't it?"

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #693 on: February 28, 2014, 05:58:32 PM »
rustybayonet tell me the proper name is a "troop".   ::unknowncomic::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #694 on: March 01, 2014, 09:44:08 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #695 on: March 01, 2014, 09:45:50 AM »
U.S. Coast Guard veteran, 1964-1968

Will Rogers never met Barack Obama. He would not like Obama.

I hate liberals. Liberalism is a disease that causes severe brain damage after it tries to suck knowledge and history out of yours.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #696 on: March 03, 2014, 09:17:23 AM »
I didn't title it, it "came" that way.  What I did do was go to the video link and when there, deleted the "s" in the https url, refreshed, then copied and pasted the new url.  I've found just deleting the "s" once posted often doesn't work.

That does work also, it appears.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #697 on: March 05, 2014, 11:37:18 AM »
 ::praying:: for suffocation!   ::hysterical::   ::rolllaughing::   ::laughonfloor::

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #698 on: March 07, 2014, 11:55:03 AM »
Dumber than Dan Quayle...by far!!!

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2014/03/07/obama-misspells-respect-while-praising-franklin-before-white-house-concert/

Ahh, ha ha...umm,  duh!

What a moron!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #699 on: March 07, 2014, 06:36:43 PM »
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