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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #900 on: July 31, 2014, 01:52:03 PM »
Aw, fer crissake.  The Crying Orange strikes again.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #901 on: August 01, 2014, 06:58:28 AM »
I bet Das Kapital gift shop has Crying Orange bobbleheads for sale...
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #902 on: August 03, 2014, 12:01:35 PM »
File under "the more things change"


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #903 on: August 04, 2014, 06:35:53 AM »
The Founders offered much the same advice...

Nobody listens to history any longer...latter day folk all think they are brilliant and have all the answers and its just rainbows and skittles from here to eternity....

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #904 on: August 05, 2014, 06:15:07 AM »


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #905 on: August 05, 2014, 07:04:54 AM »
 ::puke::

How does one see that and not run over and push it down...or better yet stick an umbrella or something in the front spokes?

 ::whatgives::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #906 on: August 05, 2014, 08:29:37 AM »
::puke::

How does one see that and not run over and push it down...or better yet stick an umbrella or something in the front spokes?

 ::whatgives::

 Why not just slap the crap out of hi/her and take the bike and his lunch money?  ::saywhat::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #907 on: August 05, 2014, 08:49:29 AM »
Via Adaptive Curmudgeon...who claims he has been to this meeting multiple times.  I know I have

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #908 on: August 06, 2014, 06:50:58 AM »
OK, now fess up...how many in the position of the "expert" have dream sequences during the meeting where they pummel every last one of these morons?

 ;D
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #909 on: August 07, 2014, 11:12:22 AM »
OK, now I don't like Vlad, I son't like is ilk of totalitarian Russian...

Having said that this shyt is hilarious!!!



http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/08/russian-activists-shine-obama-fellating-banana-light-show-on-us-embassy-in-moscow-video/

This has never been done to any US President, not even Clinton...it takes a special kind of loser to be so openly mocked!

It is a funny yet embarassing thing, ain't it?  And tragic in that he makes us ALL less safe!!!   ::outrage::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #910 on: August 07, 2014, 07:40:38 PM »
  I wonder why a banana?  Could it be racist?   ::danceban::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #911 on: August 08, 2014, 06:28:22 AM »
I thought maybe they were being polite...it really could have been worse...as I am sure Obama himself has done worse...

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #912 on: August 08, 2014, 11:42:58 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #913 on: August 09, 2014, 10:02:59 PM »
  I wonder why a banana?  Could it be racist?   ::danceban::


I think it is his forked tongue......unless it is named Reggie.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #914 on: August 10, 2014, 09:38:49 AM »
Heh, check this out!



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Citation!

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/Google-Street-View-car-crash-612345

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The Google driver, Case recalled, “basically said he was sorry and that he was gonna lose his job.” Spurr, who did not appear injured in the crash, climbed atop his vehicle after the accident and tinkered with the high tech camera equipment mounted on the roof. Both men were traveling alone in their respective cars.

After the crash, Case sought treatment at a hospital emergency room, where he received a cat scan and X-rays. Case said that he suffered bruised ribs and whiplash in the crash and was outfitted with a neck brace at the hospital.

Case said that he expects to miss upwards of three weeks of work and is planning legal action over the accident.

Mr. Case just hit the lottery.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #915 on: August 10, 2014, 12:07:50 PM »
  I wonder why a banana?  Could it be racist?   ::danceban::


I think it is his forked tongue......unless it is named Reggie.


  I was thinking more along the lines of monkey/banana
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #916 on: August 10, 2014, 07:10:23 PM »
  I wonder why a banana?  Could it be racist?   ::danceban::


I think it is his forked tongue......unless it is named Reggie.


  I was thinking more along the lines of monkey/banana


I did too...but that's racist......lololol
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #917 on: August 10, 2014, 09:15:47 PM »
Yeah?  But this isn't, right?

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #918 on: August 11, 2014, 07:09:52 AM »
That ape is white...so the ape must be the racist, right?  I mean that is how libtards spew it....

And we haven't even gone to the snuff films etc that targeted Bush...yeah, nothing says good humor and entertainment than snuffing whitey...

And that ain't racist...because it is actually beyond it and into genocide...
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #919 on: August 11, 2014, 10:23:16 AM »
A little farm humor, for you city slickers

 I went out and bought several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

I kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

Following those roosters around used up precious time so I formulated a plan. I bought some tiny bells and attached them to the roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so I could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now I could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

My favorite rooster, old Barack, was a very fine specimen, but one morning I noticed old Barack's bell hadn't rung at all!

When I went to investigate, I saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.

To my amazement, old Barack had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

I was so proud of old Barack that I entered him in the County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Barack the “No Bell Piece Prize” but they also awarded him the 'Pulletsurprise” as well.

Clearly old Barack was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and hosing them when they weren't paying attention?

Vote carefully, the bells are not always audible.