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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #980 on: October 03, 2014, 11:42:06 AM »
WTF is that?  Ebonical for "blunt roller"?

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #981 on: October 03, 2014, 11:48:07 AM »
Darth Soros:  Your Poli Sci Professor, Obie Gynie, once thought as you do.  You don't know the power of the Dark Side.


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #982 on: October 09, 2014, 07:11:11 AM »
Too fat to fry!

http://www.timesdispatch.com/news/local/henrico/oversized-body-causes-fire-at-henrico-crematory/article_e603e0bb-9ade-5a52-afbb-3c23b6463b92.html

Idiots!  You ever put too much high-fat burgers on a grill and get a nice grease fire going?  Same deal...  One would think an 800lb body might contain about 600-700 lbs of fat...

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #983 on: October 09, 2014, 01:57:19 PM »

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #984 on: October 09, 2014, 05:08:22 PM »



Jeez Hawk......I almost reported this to a mod....Frickin nitemares tonite.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #985 on: October 09, 2014, 05:12:30 PM »
"Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem."

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #986 on: October 09, 2014, 07:39:21 PM »
  WYTF not even a warning.  Sick sh*t!!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #987 on: October 10, 2014, 06:52:25 AM »
That's some scary sh*t!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #988 on: October 10, 2014, 08:30:22 AM »
I think I'll get one of those laser projectors, and project that on my garage door this Halloween. 

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #989 on: October 10, 2014, 08:35:13 AM »
You don't want anybody coming by, do ya?!   ::hysterical::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #990 on: October 10, 2014, 12:25:48 PM »
Hey?  What do you get when you combine youth, ignorance...maybe some drug and alcohol abuse...and green technology and stirr it all up in a libiot swamp like Madison?

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/10/renewable-energy-protest-fails-after-solar-battery-cant-fill-up-balloon-video/

Well sure, epic fail, yes...but an epic fail that is fricken hilarious!!!

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« Reply #991 on: October 10, 2014, 01:24:25 PM »
"Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem."

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #992 on: October 10, 2014, 05:38:48 PM »
Hey?  What do you get when you combine youth, ignorance...maybe some drug and alcohol abuse...and green technology and stirr it all up in a libiot swamp like Madison?

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/10/renewable-energy-protest-fails-after-solar-battery-cant-fill-up-balloon-video/

Well sure, epic fail, yes...but an epic fail that is fricken hilarious!!!

 ::hysterical::   ::rolllaughing::   ::laughonfloor::

No one said libtards could do math.

130 Watts.  Heh. A modern panel that size would be 240 watts. So to keep that thing running without draining the battery you would need 8 of those panels and a nice sunny day. I won't even get into the Battery math.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #993 on: October 11, 2014, 08:21:54 PM »
It's particularly amusing because the operator isn't (completely) stupid. He knows the power requirements - he's just to er, unambitious to adequately plan out his demo unit.

Lazy libs!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #994 on: October 12, 2014, 09:37:31 AM »
  They should be made to wear clown outfits when in public.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #995 on: October 12, 2014, 05:31:36 PM »
Why let them in public?
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #996 on: October 12, 2014, 08:26:52 PM »
I like the way you think Rusty!   ::thumbsup::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #997 on: October 13, 2014, 06:49:35 AM »
  They should be made to wear clown outfits when in public.

Hey, JF?  Look at this!

http://news.yahoo.com/california-police-field-reports-creepy-clowns-211829738.html

Libiots?   ::hysterical::

The one with a gun must be pro...
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #998 on: October 13, 2014, 08:06:25 AM »
And this...

Barbara Streisand’s stepson, Jess Brolin, is homeless. He dumpster dives to survive. And he looks like he might be the most successful dumpster diver who ever lived.

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=255575



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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #999 on: October 13, 2014, 12:42:18 PM »
Quote
President Obama went to the bank to cash a check and he didn’t have his ID. And the teller said you’ve got to prove who you are.

He said, “How should I do that?” She said the other day Phil Mickelson came in, he didn’t have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball, putted it right into that cup so they knew it was Phil Mickelson. They cashed his check.

And then Andre Agassi came in. And Andre Agassi didn’t have his ID either. He put a little target on the wall, took a tennis ball and racquet– hit it onto that target time. We knew that was Andre Agassi so we cashed his check.

And she said to him, “Is there anything you can do to prove who you are?” And [Obama] said, “I don’t have a clue.”

And she said, “Well, Mr. President, do you want your money in small bills or large bills?”

I wish Romney could bring this level of game to an actual campaign.