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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1000 on: October 14, 2014, 06:18:42 AM »
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President Obama went to the bank to cash a check and he didn’t have his ID. And the teller said you’ve got to prove who you are.

He said, “How should I do that?” She said the other day Phil Mickelson came in, he didn’t have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball, putted it right into that cup so they knew it was Phil Mickelson. They cashed his check.

And then Andre Agassi came in. And Andre Agassi didn’t have his ID either. He put a little target on the wall, took a tennis ball and racquet– hit it onto that target time. We knew that was Andre Agassi so we cashed his check.

And she said to him, “Is there anything you can do to prove who you are?” And [Obama] said, “I don’t have a clue.”

And she said, “Well, Mr. President, do you want your money in small bills or large bills?”

I wish Romney could bring this level of game to an actual campaign.

Heh.  E-GOPers have it bred into them that ridicule is something they must endure and never use against DemoProgs...against Conservatives, Libertarians and Tea Party folks, sure, but nobody else...
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1001 on: October 16, 2014, 08:08:06 AM »
Hey, I don't know about others, but I can watch a purdy gal shoot guns all day long!

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=256000

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1002 on: October 16, 2014, 09:15:57 AM »
Hey, I don't know about others, but I can watch a purdy gal shoot guns all day long!

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=256000

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1003 on: October 18, 2014, 07:35:32 PM »
"The Fourth Estate is less honorable than the First Profession."

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1004 on: October 19, 2014, 12:04:18 PM »
Oh man, what a fantastic find!  Gotta get a fathead made of this and cover a whole wall!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1006 on: October 20, 2014, 06:46:11 AM »
Man, that's just cruel...little kids already being top-heavy n' all... 

I feel bad laughing, but...   ::hysterical::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1007 on: October 20, 2014, 08:41:20 AM »
Man, that's just cruel...little kids already being top-heavy n' all... 

I feel bad laughing, but...   ::hysterical::

I don't. He's OK. ::laughonfloor::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1008 on: October 20, 2014, 12:44:52 PM »
"The Fourth Estate is less honorable than the First Profession."

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1009 on: October 20, 2014, 02:39:45 PM »
It's hard to choose G, that or a Koran...?  :D
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1010 on: October 20, 2014, 07:55:52 PM »
It's hard to choose G, that or a Koran...?  :D

I wouldn't let the pages of a Koran touch my ass.....I know where their hands have been.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1011 on: October 21, 2014, 06:58:58 AM »
It's hard to choose G, that or a Koran...?  :D

I wouldn't let the pages of a Koran touch my ass.....I know where their hands have been.

Buy new, slightly used just will not do!   :D
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1012 on: October 21, 2014, 07:14:47 AM »
Monica Lewinsky...



From clueless victim to clueless slut...

I reckon it was a short walk to make...

http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/monica-lewinsky-drudge-ruined-my-life

Drudge didn't ruin your life you silly ignorant twit, a perverted old bastard ruined your life and you were only too eager to let him do it!  Stupid little girl.

And anybody who quotes Oscar Wilde to pimp for sympathy is truly a f**ked up moron.  "Oh, look at me, some mean reporter ruined my life just because I blew a guy!"

Yeah, blowing POTUS...a married POTUS and a scumbag to be sure, but, seriously you idiot, what the heck were you thinking?

Maybe she's trolling for a movie deal...

"The Big Lewinsky"

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Just go away idiot!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1013 on: October 21, 2014, 08:19:57 AM »
Leaving it all on the field.   ::thumbsup::

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1014 on: October 21, 2014, 09:17:44 AM »
Leaving it all on the field.   ::thumbsup::

Or in her case: Leaving it all on the dress.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1015 on: October 21, 2014, 09:26:19 AM »
Leaving it all on the field.   ::thumbsup::

Or in her case: Leaving it all on the dress.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1016 on: October 21, 2014, 07:07:14 PM »
   You can't rape the willing.   ::curtsy4::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1017 on: October 22, 2014, 06:36:00 AM »
   You can't rape the willing.   ::curtsy4::

Statutorially speaking...

Slick Willie knew that too...

OMG!  Did you just call her a slut?! 

Well, if the shoe fits...
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1018 on: October 23, 2014, 12:10:49 AM »
Gross out warning. (so don't say you weren't warned) I keep waiting for the Drudge headline about video prankster shot to death by concealed handgun owner. It will happen and it will happen to the sort of people who do stuff like this. Is it funny. Yeah, sure it's funny. It's hilarious until someone empties their handgun into the chainsaw wielding faux maniac. "Oops, sorry...didn't realize you were pranking me. Is this some of your brain?"

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1019 on: October 23, 2014, 07:06:55 AM »
You ain't kiddin Trap. I wonder how that would play out? How could you blame someone for defensive use of a firearm under a circumstance like that?
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