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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1060 on: November 05, 2014, 05:17:20 PM »
"The Fourth Estate is less honorable than the First Profession."

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1061 on: November 05, 2014, 08:26:44 PM »
Heh!
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« Reply #1062 on: November 10, 2014, 09:12:40 AM »
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There's a reason even African American Studies courses need to be dumbed down, for today's jocks.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1063 on: November 10, 2014, 09:56:34 AM »


Obama happens...

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1064 on: November 10, 2014, 02:56:46 PM »


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1065 on: November 10, 2014, 07:33:45 PM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1066 on: November 13, 2014, 07:44:32 AM »
There was once a thug named Brown.
Who bum rushed a cop with a frown.
Six bullets later,
He met his Creator.
Then his homies set fire to the town

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1067 on: November 13, 2014, 08:48:31 AM »
Nice!  :D
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1068 on: November 13, 2014, 01:27:12 PM »
There was once a thug named Brown.
Who bum rushed a cop with a frown.
Six bullets later,
He met his Creator.
Then his homies set fire to the town

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1069 on: November 13, 2014, 01:51:13 PM »
Some time ago, a Marine squad, marching north of Fallujah, came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert. First aid was given to both men.

The squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

“I was heavily armed,” the injured Marine answered, “and moving north along the highway here. Coming toward me was a heavily armed insurgent.

When we saw each other, we both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing, Communist who isn’t even an American.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian. He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi.

And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1070 on: November 13, 2014, 02:15:49 PM »
Some time ago, a Marine squad, marching north of Fallujah, came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert. First aid was given to both men.

The squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

“I was heavily armed,” the injured Marine answered, “and moving north along the highway here. Coming toward me was a heavily armed insurgent.

When we saw each other, we both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing, Communist who isn’t even an American.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian. He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi.

And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.

Okay, it made me laugh.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1071 on: November 18, 2014, 01:23:19 PM »
"The Fourth Estate is less honorable than the First Profession."

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1072 on: November 18, 2014, 02:25:53 PM »
Bwuuuuhaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perfect!

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« Reply #1073 on: November 18, 2014, 03:03:38 PM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1075 on: November 20, 2014, 11:42:54 AM »
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IEG!   ::laughonfloor::

Derka derka derka!!!   ::rolllaughing::


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Hey, can we get these in various species and distribute them in urban/feral/muzzie areas here?!    ::praying::   ::whoohoo::
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« Reply #1076 on: November 20, 2014, 12:15:54 PM »
Don't forget a couple of squirts of Ode De Goat's Ass.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1079 on: November 24, 2014, 05:22:44 AM »