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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1141 on: January 12, 2015, 11:46:30 AM »
"Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem."

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1142 on: January 12, 2015, 07:49:57 PM »
Since the title is "men who post selfies" I figured Geraldo was safe.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1143 on: January 13, 2015, 06:18:52 PM »
Idiot Protester finds out how hard a policeman's job is

There is such a thing as police brutality, and police can , have, and will continue to beat up people who are compliant to their orders, or who are clearly NOT presenting a threat.  (or at least wait till they actually see the gun if the suspect acts against orders like that person who dived back into his car for his ID)
But its nice to see one of these asshats admit that police have a difficult job and sometimes in the heat of the moment mistakes are going to be made.


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1144 on: January 14, 2015, 06:17:42 AM »
Idiot Protester finds out how hard a policeman's job is

There is such a thing as police brutality, and police can , have, and will continue to beat up people who are compliant to their orders, or who are clearly NOT presenting a threat.  (or at least wait till they actually see the gun if the suspect acts against orders like that person who dived back into his car for his ID)
But its nice to see one of these asshats admit that police have a difficult job and sometimes in the heat of the moment mistakes are going to be made.

The comments really are a hoot.  And yeah we like to beat up on those participating in the police state, but there are plenty of Mike Brown situations where force is not only required but necessary.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1145 on: January 14, 2015, 12:33:21 PM »
Drudge story placement, for the win!

23 Hollywood Moms With Same Sperm Donor Go on Vacation...

Farmers say goodbye to bull who sired 500k offspring...

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1146 on: January 15, 2015, 06:19:44 AM »
Drudge story placement, for the win!

23 Hollywood Moms With Same Sperm Donor Go on Vacation...

Farmers say goodbye to bull who sired 500k offspring...

 ::hysterical::

Retarded humans and domesticated bovines...I'm struggling really hard to find a difference beyond mere appearance....

At least Toystory has a better excuse...
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1147 on: January 15, 2015, 06:58:34 AM »
And here I always thought Kyle was the wreckless and crazy one...   ::whatgives::

Busch's ex-girlfriend, Patricia Driscoll, has accused the driver of slamming her head three times against the bedroom wall of his motorhome on Sept. 26 at Dover International Speedway.

Busch and his attorney, Rusty Hardin, have staunchly denied the accusations and cast Driscoll, who runs the Armed Forces Foundation and her own defense company, as a jilted lover who wants to destroy Busch's reputation. They have argued that Driscoll, who Busch claimed is a trained assassin deployed on many missions, was never physically abused.

Driscoll's alleged background as a trained assassin who had experience killing drug lords via long-range sniper rifles and close combat tactics – including the use of knives and poison – became a major talking point during the latter stages of the hearing.

Busch offered up specific examples of her returning from missions, sometimes with bruises.

Once, he said, they were in El Paso, Texas, where Driscoll had left that night in camouflage and boots. She returned later to the hotel at which he was staying wearing a trench coat. Under it she was wearing an evening gown splattered with blood and other matter, Busch testified.

Neither Driscoll nor her attorney refuted the claims during the hearing.

After an exchange between the two in the motor home, Driscoll alleged Busch slammed her head against the wall three times, injuring the back of her head and her neck. Busch contended that he never slammed her head, never grabbed her by the throat or pushed her head against the wall. Instead, he says he cupped her face and told her to leave.

Dover Police Detective James Wood, who investigated the complaint, said Tuesday that during the police interview Busch had said that he cupped his hands around her face, as if they were going to kiss, and told her to leave. As he did that, her head tapped the wall, Wood said on the stand.


http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nascar/2015/01/13/kurt-busch-ex-girlfriend-assassin-domestic-abuse/21693523/

Pics of the little killer - https://www.google.com/search?q=patricia+driscoll&biw=1440&bih=793&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=8Li3VNTrC4aUyQS59YLoAQ&ved=0CIsBEIke

Yeah...I think they only thing being killed here besides the truth is a sh*tload of brain cells!!!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1148 on: January 15, 2015, 07:30:36 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1149 on: January 15, 2015, 08:07:42 AM »



Good one, Libertas!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1150 on: January 21, 2015, 07:23:05 AM »


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1151 on: January 21, 2015, 07:24:01 AM »
Perfect, right in time for those Sheeple...

Reggie Love's job description - "Handle (Obama's) stuff".

 ::hysterical::

Yeah, we know.

And who else is this fussy about feet and shoes and everything? 

Divas!

 ::laughonfloor::

I pity the poor bastard that buys this useless tome...the only thing more useless is the work of fiction Duh Wun himself puts out he'll call an autobiography!!!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1152 on: January 21, 2015, 08:04:06 AM »
You know how when pr0n producers make a pr0n version of something, they cleverly change the name. 

Romancing the Stone-->Romancing the Bone.  (Yes, I used to work video stores, I remember that one...anyhoo)

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That's not a title that will need changing, when the gay pr0n version is produced.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1153 on: January 21, 2015, 08:30:30 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1154 on: January 21, 2015, 09:12:20 AM »
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Anytime he couldn’t wear his favored dress flats, it was an issue.”

 ???

Dress flats?  Does he have favored dress elevators, too?
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1155 on: January 21, 2015, 11:22:10 AM »
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Anytime he couldn’t wear his favored dress flats, it was an issue.”

 ???

Dress flats?  Does he have favored dress elevators, too?

It depends.

On what, you say?

On the leg length of the fella behind him?

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1156 on: January 21, 2015, 04:28:57 PM »
he wouldn't have issues with his feet if he would have kept the needles from between his toes.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1157 on: January 21, 2015, 09:43:53 PM »
Its not Regretsy, but its Regretsy for Kickstarter   and its often amusing.
I miss Regretsy. April Winchell still hasn't made the archive available anywhere either.
She is still too busy being the voice for this dumb horse


Actually Wander over Yonder is okay. Not as Good as Phineas and Ferb, but not horrible. Also often amusing.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1158 on: January 26, 2015, 10:00:11 AM »


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1159 on: January 26, 2015, 10:09:28 AM »
Big ears...weak stream...little  ::cussing::

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