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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1340 on: June 09, 2015, 07:03:07 AM »
And these two were also over at WRSA -





...both relate to each other...

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« Reply #1341 on: June 13, 2015, 02:25:27 AM »
"The Fourth Estate is less honorable than the First Profession."

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1342 on: June 15, 2015, 08:05:10 AM »


H/T - http://iotwreport.com/?p=289616

 ::hysterical::

ETA - http://youtu.be/Qtmi4Nc-3dE

H/T - PeoplesCube

#2 ETA - UPDATE!!!!

Dolezal resigns from NAACP

Now, read this insane statement and tell me my assessment of how a good pc/div/multi-culti white person is supposed to behave (see link here!) isn't spot on!!!

This woman is insane...and is completely oblivious to her condition! 

But hey, at least she is a good pc/div/multi-culti soldier...which is more than Fauxahontas can say...far as I know she hasn't resigned from whatever tribe she claims kinship with...

#3 ETA - Dolezal's parents - Rachel has "serious issues".

Well, that's an understatement!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1343 on: June 16, 2015, 07:55:32 AM »
Weaselzipper: "Just wrap them head-to-toe in bubble wrap and send them to school."

 ::hysterical::

Fits with my prediction that eventually the last bastion of masculine sports (football) will morph into a choreographed ballet with pastel colors and no physical contact beyond a light touch...

This is what civilizations look like when they are dying...
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1344 on: June 16, 2015, 11:24:39 AM »
Let's get the merely funny out of the way and then get to the downright hilarious!

"...Macro-aggressor™ and Racist-Sexist-Homophobe-Transgenderphobe-Transracialphobe™..." - Kommissar Uberdave

"...you can now self-identify as a pygmy hermaphrodite and are no longer bound by the inequalities that nature has imposed..."
- Konservative_Punk

"...it doesn't matter what color your skin is, you can be a member of any protected class, simply by denouncing your white maledom and declaring that the content of your character (aka: self-identification) overrides the melanin content of your skin and the physiological genitalia assigned to your inner-character by the cruel and uninclusive natural processes." - Konservative_Punk

Damn, that there is first-rate stuff!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1345 on: June 16, 2015, 07:24:09 PM »

Fits with my prediction that eventually the last bastion of masculine sports (football) will morph into a choreographed ballet with pastel colors and no physical contact beyond a light touch...

Michael Sam's wet dream.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1346 on: June 17, 2015, 06:33:02 AM »

Fits with my prediction that eventually the last bastion of masculine sports (football) will morph into a choreographed ballet with pastel colors and no physical contact beyond a light touch...

Michael Sam's wet dream.

It will then be known as the National Fondling League.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1347 on: June 17, 2015, 11:27:18 AM »


H/T-American Thinker
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1348 on: June 17, 2015, 02:57:19 PM »
If bruce jenner can be female, then she has every right to be black....or indian.....or lesbian.....or bi sexual....she can also kiss my ass.

Which takes me to "The View"...yes, the older women in the gym watch it, it's in my face. So topic of discussion: 37 year old teacher had sex with 17 year old student, they married when she turned 18. I asked them why this is considered taboo, what's the big deal? Apparently my sarcasm was getting lost in translation so I had to tell them: If bruce jenner is considered a hero for changing sex and you've championed it, along with the ladies on "The View" why do you or them take issue with a couple only trying to be happy? What gives you the right to alledge this guy has a mental disorder?

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1349 on: June 17, 2015, 06:04:48 PM »
"Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem."

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1350 on: June 17, 2015, 08:12:07 PM »


H/T-American Thinker

That is awesome!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1351 on: June 18, 2015, 06:34:51 AM »
Black Lab!   ::laughonfloor::

I love this thread!   :D

IOTW is back up...and I poached this -



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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1353 on: June 19, 2015, 07:22:52 AM »
Another Vegan Fascist self-identifies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=167&v=EYPAxEcZeuw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9txh6Wn1Ew

Love the end of the last video :

Quote
The three stages of truth
1) Ridicule
2) Violent opposition
3) Acceptance

Right first the fascist ridicules you, then they call for and commit violent action against you, and then  the fascist accepts a bullet into their body.


So its a rich vein of crazy..  apparently Banana girl follows and admires this guy

His Father goes on a Vegan diet and you know, dies anyway - but its a miracle - loosing 100+ lbs when weighing 400 before, improved his health.
Its all the veganism.. but keep watching it gets better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW-sP98fmNs



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqhUIns86cA



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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1355 on: June 22, 2015, 08:28:09 AM »
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I don't get it.

 ::stirpot::

 :D

ETA - Oh lookie, they got another one there, for the States -



http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-06-21/fake-boobs-flying-saucers-furniture-whats-your-states-stereotype

I think we can improve upon this one...seems way too polite...
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1356 on: June 22, 2015, 12:00:29 PM »
Hold off your drinks...
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http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/father-s-day-a-celebration-of-discrimination-t16490.html

As usual the comments are a hoot!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1357 on: June 22, 2015, 12:09:03 PM »
And y'all have to see this!

Forget 'transracial,' now there's 'Otherkin'

The comments added in as text to the clip poking fun at "snowflake" are hilarious! 

Otherkin my ass!  Just another excuse to be a weird ass loser!

"I've never actually been around wolves..."

 ::hysterical::  No sh*t?!

That collar should be the electric variety!!!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1359 on: June 23, 2015, 07:06:54 AM »
Wow, how much of this story is BS and which part is the most hilarious?  This debate could go on a while...

1-Hypenated name and he is I guess a male, not a good sign.

2-Just who the hell is frightened by an angry dwarf yelling "externinate!"?

3-Is it illegal to retreat to ones home?  I don't think so, at this point no real harm had been done, if people backed off and went about their business and ignored the little man it probably would have ended right there.

4-Obviously, the police are aroused and can't cool down like normal people until they kick in a door and give someone the business...and OMG, the dwarf has a kitchen knife!
 ::ohno::

5-This is hilarious!  "When officers finally burst in, he was holding a 20cm knife and was so angry that 'veins were sticking out of his neck'.
Officers then stunned him because they 'feared for their welfare', the court heard."

Wait, you see a pic of this guy?



With all that fur just how in the frick can the police see any vein in his neck?   ::whatgives::

And "feared for you welfare"?  Come on, what you have on this force, a bunch a pasty white over-weight pansies?  You can't like use a kitchen chair to disarm a Hobbit?

 ::facepalm::

6-Little man is vexed, even kids taunt him, but hey he is also white, so he's screwed...

"The court head how Salter-Bromley - who was given an ASBO for the calls - exposed himself and spread excrement and urine around Hull's Wilson centre because his kitchen worktop was eight inches too high for him to reach."

He should have called it a public art performance maybe he'd have gotten some slack.  Better yet, wrap a towel around your head and yell "Allah wills it!", they'd have backed off a mile.

7-OK, anybody ever get arrested for "affray"?  I had to look that one up...fighting in public...we just call that assault.  But hey, back to these big bad-ass cops who cannot disarm a dwarf, something a commoner can do quite easily - "Crown barrister Dale Brook told the court how a passenger had managed to disarm Salter-Bromley following the incident in September last year."

8-Banned from the rail/bus station.  I wonder how many other little people get questioned as they enter?   ::hysterical::

9-Banned from the health center...so if he gets sick he just dies on the street I guess, but hey its socialized medicine at its best, yes?

10-Ok, this is just funny, I don't care who you are!  "Defence barrister Paul Genney said the offences sounded worse than they were and that his client was a lonely man who recently had his wheelchair stolen."

 ::laughonfloor::

How bad are things there that people actually think they'll benefit from swiping a wheelchair...and swipe it from a dwarf?

10-Back to the incident: "He had a target dart stuck to the middle of his forehead and dominoes in his mouth. He was in his wheelchair and said 'I am a Dalek! Exterminate! Exterminate!' "

OK, now who could taser this guy at this point?  Seriously, if I had witnessed this I would be laughing my butt off!   ::rolllaughing::

Yeah, he's an angry bitter little man who has been victimized by the usual rot that grows like bacteria in a swamp whenever leftist BS is allowed to take root...and yeah the little bugger goes a bit too far...but this is the perfect example front end to back end what is wrong with progressive social engineering.  In the end 99% will be like this little man while the 1% enjoy luxury, health and freedom.

PS-For those thinking "it could never happen here"...if we can do this to those who fought and bled for this nation, how well you think the rest of us will fare under full-blown state-run healthcare?

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