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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1400 on: July 14, 2015, 09:38:27 PM »

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1401 on: July 15, 2015, 06:13:12 AM »
Lookie who woke up on the internets.



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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1402 on: July 15, 2015, 07:37:13 AM »
(I didn't risk it)




Chicken

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Kinda had no choice...

You have accessed a blocked site.

...bloody work filter!  What did I miss?

Please say raptard covered in pooh!   ::praying::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1403 on: July 15, 2015, 07:39:23 AM »
Lookie who woke up on the internets.



 ::newyear::

I always liked Bloom County...the best one was that "laying in the periwinkle" one!   ::thumbsup::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1404 on: July 15, 2015, 08:40:43 AM »
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1406 on: July 15, 2015, 04:57:10 PM »
Lookie who woke up on the internets.



 ::newyear::

I always liked Bloom County...the best one was that "laying in the periwinkle" one!   ::thumbsup::

I love this one.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1407 on: July 16, 2015, 08:11:24 AM »
And he's got his A-Game going.



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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1409 on: July 21, 2015, 12:51:27 PM »
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"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1410 on: July 21, 2015, 01:41:21 PM »
404 not found

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I think I fixed it...
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1411 on: July 21, 2015, 07:04:45 PM »
I'm not always engulfed in scandals, but when I am, I make sure I blame others.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1412 on: July 21, 2015, 08:07:08 PM »
The People's Cube strikes again!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1413 on: July 22, 2015, 07:25:50 AM »
Oh, man...sometimes it's worth the pain of shooting diet dew out the nose...

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They are on another roll over there...
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1414 on: July 22, 2015, 12:18:42 PM »
So I was walking through the mall, and saw that there was a Muslim Book Store. I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim Book store so I went on in.  I was wandering around taking a look and the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn’t look like his normal clientele.  So I asked for a copy of the U.S. Immigration Policy Book regarding Muslims.
The Clerk said, “F*** off, get out, and stay out!”  I said, “Yes, that’s the one.  Do you have that in paperback?”

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1415 on: July 22, 2015, 12:37:32 PM »
 ::bustamove::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1416 on: July 22, 2015, 12:39:32 PM »
 ::cool::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1417 on: July 22, 2015, 08:22:34 PM »
So I was walking through the mall, and saw that there was a Muslim Book Store. I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim Book store so I went on in.  I was wandering around taking a look and the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn’t look like his normal clientele.  So I asked for a copy of the U.S. Immigration Policy Book regarding Muslims.
The Clerk said, “F*** off, get out, and stay out!”  I said, “Yes, that’s the one.  Do you have that in paperback?”

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   Now that there's funny.   ::bows::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1418 on: July 23, 2015, 07:10:22 AM »
Well that didn't take long as leftism corrupts everything, absolutely.

Bloom County is now going after Republican voters.

Ready for Hillary.  Because a corrupt hag is what best represents a corrupt, over the hill comic writer.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1419 on: July 23, 2015, 07:56:33 AM »
Yup, everything.

In other news...

I find this more "entertainment" than "science", I think you'll see why...

A scientist responsible for finding signs of life on other planets has warned that human beings should probably think twice before making contact with aliens.

Professor Matthew Bailes is based at Swinburne University in Melbourne - and is leading Australia's efforts to find signs of extra-terrestrial life.

But he warned that making contact with aliens capable of transmitting powerful signals to Earth over tens of thousands of light years could lead humanity into disaster, because they're likely to be so much more advanced.

"The history of weak civilisations contacting more advanced civilisations is not a happy one," he said.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/scientist-warns-world-to-think-twice-before-replying-to-alien-signals-from-outer-space-10408201.html


No sh*t?  I'm glad a "scientist" pointed that out.

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