Author Topic: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread (Read 621128 times)

Libertas · « **Reply #1480 on:** September 17, 2015, 08:39:42 AM »

The hideous and always bitter leftist shrews on The (Jaundiced) View get lit up for their ignorant disparagement of Miss Colorado's Miss America pageant monologue about her experiences as a nurse.

http://iotwreport.com/nurses-defend-miss-colorado-after-the-view-ladies-mock-her/

http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/nurses-defend-miss-colorado-after-view-ladies-mock-her

It is especially hilarious since many in the nursing profession are progressives and would probably agree with these twits on most things...but as usual the hags in this show once again demonstrate their ignorant and catty behavior for a few viewers to see...

ToddF · « **Reply #1481 on:** September 18, 2015, 08:11:56 AM »

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Libertas · « **Reply #1482 on:** September 18, 2015, 09:07:55 AM »

Jeez...who taught 'em that?

Libertas · « **Reply #1483 on:** September 18, 2015, 09:49:54 AM »

Dorito's introduces Obama Chips...

I bet they taste like dreck!

AlanS · « **Reply #1484 on:** September 19, 2015, 04:08:27 PM »

I'll boycott Frito-Lay from now on. I much prefer Zapp's anyway.

Libertas · « **Reply #1485 on:** September 22, 2015, 07:19:42 AM »

Not sure I've seen Zapp's...I picked up some Old Dutch (local Co) Buffalo Wing and Blue Cheese Ripples.

AlanS · « **Reply #1486 on:** September 22, 2015, 06:46:01 PM »

Quote from: Libertas on September 22, 2015, 07:19:42 AM

Not sure I've seen Zapp's...I picked up some Old Dutch (local Co) Buffalo Wing and Blue Cheese Ripples.

Zapp's are more of a local thing, too. Made right here in LA.

Weisshaupt · « **Reply #1487 on:** September 23, 2015, 10:49:21 AM »

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-star-trek-federation-evil-empire/ via imao

Libertas · « **Reply #1488 on:** September 23, 2015, 11:29:51 AM »

Quote from: AlanS on September 22, 2015, 06:46:01 PM

Quote from: Libertas on September 22, 2015, 07:19:42 AM
Not sure I've seen Zapp's...I picked up some Old Dutch (local Co) Buffalo Wing and Blue Cheese Ripples.

Zapp's are more of a local thing, too. Made right here in LA.

I reckon "voodoo" flavor is so spicey it'll kill ya, eh? Looks like multi-culti colored zombies on the bag.

Yeah, I'd try that.

Libertas · « **Reply #1489 on:** September 23, 2015, 11:58:30 AM »

Quote from: Weisshaupt on September 23, 2015, 10:49:21 AM

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-star-trek-federation-evil-empire/ via imao

Heh.

This is pretty good too.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-reasons-star-wars-better-than-star-trek/

"Star Wars has never been about the technology. How do lightsabers work? Crystals or some sh*t. How can they travel faster than the speed of light? f**k you, that's how."

Libertas · « **Reply #1490 on:** September 23, 2015, 12:09:20 PM »

And we go from Cracked...to funny but gross...

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/michelle-reveals-truth-to-star-in-new-show-i-am-michael-t16995.html

Libertas · « **Reply #1491 on:** September 24, 2015, 12:28:28 PM »

Ugh.

http://iotwreport.com/the-realistic-barbie-doll-lammily-just-got-her-first-period/

Lammily, the realistic barbie doll...

Stupid beyond description...then I read on...

You know what I want to see? I want to see an “honest reality-based” video where parents have a talk with their little transgender child and explain how they won’t be buying the Lammily doll because they will never be menstruating.

I’m going to produce a different doll for the parents that want to push their mentally ill child into believing they’re a woman. My doll will be called Anomaly.

It will have a detachable scrotum and a penis that can be inverted. It’ll have bolt on tits, handfuls of hormones, some collagen injections, Adam’s Apple scrapers, a pitch control for the voice box, and a psychiatrist’s couch.

Heh!!!

AlanS · « **Reply #1492 on:** September 25, 2015, 08:59:17 AM »

Quote from: Libertas on September 23, 2015, 11:29:51 AM

Quote from: AlanS on September 22, 2015, 06:46:01 PM
Quote from: Libertas on September 22, 2015, 07:19:42 AM
Not sure I've seen Zapp's...I picked up some Old Dutch (local Co) Buffalo Wing and Blue Cheese Ripples.

Zapp's are more of a local thing, too. Made right here in LA.

I reckon "voodoo" flavor is so spicey it'll kill ya, eh? Looks like multi-culti colored zombies on the bag.

Yeah, I'd try that.

The Voodoo tastes like crap, IMHO. It's a mixture of all of the spices. The rest are really good, though. Especially the jalapeno!

Libertas · « **Reply #1493 on:** September 25, 2015, 12:14:00 PM »

https://youtu.be/bcENL_Vdoqw

Heh!

Weisshaupt · « **Reply #1494 on:** September 26, 2015, 09:54:29 PM »

http://dailycaller.com/2015/09/26/activists-angry-as-buddhist-university-in-colorado-takes-steps-to-whack-100-prairie-dogs/

In boulder, Little league has to go fill in the holes in their field before each game because they aren't allowed to kill this endangered species
Of course this starts getting really funny when they get infected with some fleas carrying the black death. I hope that happens soon.

Weisshaupt · « **Reply #1495 on:** September 29, 2015, 10:39:02 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=418&v=fCn8zs912OE

Well, I am pretty sure I know which 20% is the part that causes 80% of the problems.

Libertas · « **Reply #1496 on:** September 30, 2015, 06:56:44 PM »

Quote from: Weisshaupt on September 29, 2015, 10:39:02 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=418&v=fCn8zs912OE

Well, I am pretty sure I know which 20% is the part that causes 80% of the problems.

it seems the more I learn about this world the more nihilistic I become - killer97

Not unexpected.

Libertas · « **Reply #1497 on:** October 01, 2015, 11:39:03 AM »

Get a load of this -

The Iranians Inspected Themselves and Said “No deek, I see no deek”

Yeah...OK, I could see them not knowing a penis from a clitoris...

And hey there is an easy fix here...tell DAESH that the Islamic Regime in Iran is OK with Nancy-boys...

Weisshaupt · « **Reply #1498 on:** October 02, 2015, 09:32:08 AM »

http://twitchy.com/2015/10/01/brace-for-facepalm-socialist-utopia-cheerleading-in-the-wapo-is-hilarious-and-sad/

Translated : "True Freedom relies on using government power to enslave others who do work so you don't have to."
I think a writer at the Washington Post needs to be freed from the demands of their employer.

Libertas · « **Reply #1499 on:** October 02, 2015, 09:46:02 AM »

I would like to make them choke on their BS, institute this insanity so I can sit on my ass in my government provided home, eating government provided food and drinking government provided booze...and not show up for whatever BS job the government assigns me..just like in the old Soviet states! I double-dog dare 'em!