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Offline AlanS

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1660 on: February 17, 2016, 08:24:09 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1661 on: February 17, 2016, 09:58:00 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1662 on: February 17, 2016, 10:14:31 AM »
okay, its not HA HA funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ4EQFcFQQo


Update: When I showed Michelle this video she said " If only the Romans had figured this out, then the Roman Empire would never have fallen"

Now its HA HA funny, right?

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1663 on: February 17, 2016, 10:15:05 AM »
How could he leave out "Thugs"?!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1664 on: February 17, 2016, 12:04:08 PM »
She's using the force, silly.  That's a perfectly good way to repel rape.  Note that government media does stop short of telling women to bring their thumb and forefinger together, as that would be cruel and unusual, choking the rapist.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1665 on: February 17, 2016, 01:50:38 PM »
Granny was distraught over the sudden death of Grandpa.....so the family came together......and let granny talk.

"He died while we were making love!"

Of course there was some shock....and finally one of the granddaughters asked her to clarify....."You mean you guys were still having sex at your age?"

"Oh, yes!" said Granny. "We had it worked out....every Sunday morning like clock work. The church bells would start..........and so would grandpa......in on the ding....out on the dong.....nice and slow.....it was beautiful.....in fact.....if that ice cream truck had not come by, I think Grandpa's heart would still be going strong!"
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1666 on: February 18, 2016, 08:04:43 AM »
I guess fat, stupid, ugly and mean...doesn't translate well!

http://www.weaselzippers.us/257279-ed-schultz-quits-his-own-superpac-after-it-raises-only-25/

 ::hysterical::

His three listeners will be so disappointed!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1667 on: February 18, 2016, 06:02:19 PM »
Quote from: Libertas on February 18, 2016, 08:04:43 AM
His three listeners will be so disappointed!

I think you mean both of them.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1668 on: February 18, 2016, 06:30:03 PM »
Quote from: AlanS on February 18, 2016, 06:02:19 PM
Quote from: Libertas on February 18, 2016, 08:04:43 AM
His three listeners will be so disappointed!

I think you mean both of them.

I'm sure Eddie counts himself twice.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1669 on: February 18, 2016, 08:51:08 PM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1670 on: February 19, 2016, 07:40:19 AM »




 ::hat-tip::  IOTW
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1671 on: February 19, 2016, 11:46:34 AM »
Oh, man...this is dang-near wet my shorts funny!

PeoplesCube - Satan trying to free himself from Hillary's body: VIDEO

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/satan-trying-to-free-himself-from-hillary-s-body-video-t17559.html

Post by Lev Termen -

Hillary = 248 (het=8, lamed=30, resh=200, yod=10)

Rodham = 249 (resh=200, dalet=4, hay=5, mem=40)

Clinton = 169 (koph=20, lamed=30, yod=10, nun=50, tet=9, nun=50)

248 + 249 + 169 = 666

Quod erat demonstrandum.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1672 on: February 19, 2016, 06:48:29 PM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1673 on: February 20, 2016, 08:54:51 AM »
Quote from: Glock32 on February 19, 2016, 06:48:29 PM

Very close to the concept in movie Demolition Man.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1674 on: February 21, 2016, 09:19:12 AM »
That's gonna leave a mark.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1675 on: February 21, 2016, 02:04:47 PM »
I hope the bike is OK!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1676 on: February 23, 2016, 07:53:30 AM »
People are being messed with!

http://www.oregonlive.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2016/02/forest_groves_eerie_nocturnal.html

No different than blasting a dime store air horn!  Somebody just likes irritating folks!

Why are people so dumb?

http://hoaxes.org/af_database/permalink/the_eruption_of_mount_edgecumbe/

http://hoaxes.org/archive/permalink/sidd_finch

...oh, that's why.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1677 on: February 23, 2016, 09:37:07 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1678 on: February 23, 2016, 11:28:21 AM »
Heh.

That at least was cute...

This... http://www.weaselzippers.us/258224-sad-sanders-support-cries-because-trump-supporters-are-so-mean/

...is pathetic, but hilarious!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1679 on: February 24, 2016, 08:56:39 AM »
Quote from: Libertas on February 23, 2016, 11:28:21 AM
Heh.

That at least was cute...

This... http://www.weaselzippers.us/258224-sad-sanders-support-cries-because-trump-supporters-are-so-mean/

...is pathetic, but hilarious!

    Using tears as a weapons. Maybe it works on MOM but the real world is going to eat her alive.
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