Author Topic: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread (Read 621167 times)

Libertas · « **Reply #1760 on:** April 04, 2016, 06:40:40 PM »

Quote from: Alphabet Soup on April 03, 2016, 08:17:00 PM

I was gonna say that I think that I had seen that before....and then I finished it. Appears to have been updated a bit ;'}

I ain't dating Alice...I got two rules - 1) don't date what I can't lift 2) don't date girls that can whup me. I ain't small so it doesn't exclude as many as you might think!

Weisshaupt · « **Reply #1761 on:** April 07, 2016, 05:43:27 PM »

Real Amber Alert

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Please be on the lookout for an 11 year old female first name of Lexi. Party was last seen at four three one seven camp fire road at eleven this morning. Party was last seen wearing a pink bath robe with dark colored leggings, black boots, a tank top and carrying a live chicken. If contact is made, please call 911.

Libertas · « **Reply #1762 on:** April 07, 2016, 09:49:32 PM »

Quote from: Weisshaupt on April 07, 2016, 05:43:27 PM

Real Amber Alert

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911Dispatch

4:23 PM (14 minutes ago)

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Please be on the lookout for an 11 year old female first name of Lexi. Party was last seen at four three one seven camp fire road at eleven this morning. Party was last seen wearing a pink bath robe with dark colored leggings, black boots, a tank top and carrying a live chicken. If contact is made, please call 911.

Is the alert for the chicken or the girl? Hard to tell with some folk now days.

Libertas · « **Reply #1763 on:** April 13, 2016, 11:41:12 AM »

Man, when these folks at The Cube get rolling there is no stopping them...thank Godsky!

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/we-re-funnier-and-redder-than-the-boston-globe-t17816.html

Predator Don · « **Reply #1764 on:** April 13, 2016, 02:14:53 PM »

Weisshaupt · « **Reply #1765 on:** April 16, 2016, 08:47:24 PM »

Still working my way through South Park.

This is the recent season, and frankly its pretty Dark to me. PC Principal took over, the Town has been hipsterized, and yeah, its basically mirroring the death of the country.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U

At the end of this episode, they hang reality. I am seriously thinking of making "Reality" my new Avatar.

See also

http://carboncostume.com/reality/

Glock32 · « **Reply #1766 on:** April 18, 2016, 04:49:49 PM »

I loved it when Reality crashed their benefit gala.

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Weisshaupt · « **Reply #1767 on:** April 19, 2016, 07:49:11 AM »

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