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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1860 on: June 03, 2016, 11:39:06 AM »
For those of you who have never seen gators in the wild, come on down. I'll fire up the boat and we can take a tour.

I'd have to buy a Desert Eagle first.  Y'all have reciprocity with the People's Republic of Minnestupid?

No need. I've never had one get in the boat. Then again, I've never wanted one in the boat.

I ain't getting in any exposed craft/area in dangerous critter country without as much firepower as I can reasonably carry to get the job done...I'm funny that way.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1861 on: June 03, 2016, 12:16:12 PM »
A spillover effect of the Obama bathroom wars/self-identifying pervert worship...



 ::hysterical::

Check out this self-identifying ProgTard...



Yeah, I bet she's honest too!   ::laughonfloor::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1862 on: June 03, 2016, 12:19:06 PM »
This might actually be funnier...at least I cannot stop watching it and enjoying the hell out of it!!!



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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1863 on: June 06, 2016, 11:29:32 AM »
How did this idiot ever con a rich widow into taking his worthless pansy ass in?





http://www.weaselzippers.us/275460-john-kerry-in-mongolia-frightens-locals-with-his-archery-skills-gets-cheese-curds/

Jeez, you candy-ass, open your fricken eyes!  You are scaring the sh*t out of your hosts you ponce!

I swear, how do people trust any of the creepy-ass progs with anything?

World is batshyt insane!

Oh, say "Ghengis Kahn" one more time so I can bash you teeth in, you self-promoting gutless bucket of pig vomit!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1864 on: June 07, 2016, 10:04:33 AM »
"The Fourth Estate is less honorable than the First Profession."

- Yours Truly

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1865 on: June 07, 2016, 11:45:37 AM »
Sucks to be that kid...

Better to be this kid -



Have you ever laughed so hard in your sleep that you woke yourself up?

http://iotwreport.com/waking-up-happy/

Funny you should ask, yes, just last night in fact.  I think it might have been all the stuff thats been going on plus busy at work and Lord knows what is working its way through my digestive tract in the middle of the night...but I had a silly dream, cracked a joke in the dream, laughed in my dream and woke up laughing.

I didn't suck.  Sure, the feline looked at me like I was nuts...but he looks at me like that a lot and besides that bastard usually wakes me up not me him, so nah nah nah nah nah nah!

 :D
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1866 on: June 08, 2016, 11:21:43 AM »
Peoples are stoopit!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/bunyadi-londons-first-naked-restaurant-8139015

Yeah, I'll have the...(fat creature of indeterminate sex bends over to pick up a dropped fork)...never mind, I'm leaving...

 ::puke::


And in other news...

Either this is a "no sh*t?" nothingburger...or one of the biggest punks ever pulled...

http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/richard-simmons-woman-sex-change-national-enquirer-photos/

..it really could go either way...

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1867 on: June 10, 2016, 11:22:07 AM »
When Dolly met Hillary – May 28, 1974 –  she wore a ‘misshapen, brown, dress-like thing that must have been intended to hide her lumpy body’

The garment ‘stopped too soon to hide her fat ankles and her thick calves covered with black hair’

‘Thick brown sandals did nothing to conceal her wide feet and the hair on her toes,’ Dolly said, adding that she was embarrassed and staring

http://iotwreport.com/former-bill-clinton-mistress-tells-of-hillarys-lumpy-body-fat-ankles-and-hairy-toes-this-must-be-a-different-hillary-no/

Sounds like someone describing a goat!

 ::hysterical::

Oh, and...

http://www.weaselzippers.us/276342-white-house-fbis-investigation-of-hillary-clinton-is-criminal/

Oops! 

And speaking of goats...here's a lover of goats...



http://www.weaselzippers.us/276322-white-house-touts-obamas-serious-dance-moves/

Seriously, he dances like an illegal alien bi-sexual Muslim goat surrogate.

Oh, yeah...makes sense.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1868 on: June 11, 2016, 09:10:25 AM »
When Dolly met Hillary – May 28, 1974 –  she wore a ‘misshapen, brown, dress-like thing that must have been intended to hide her lumpy body’

The garment ‘stopped too soon to hide her fat ankles and her thick calves covered with black hair’

‘Thick brown sandals did nothing to conceal her wide feet and the hair on her toes,’ Dolly said, adding that she was embarrassed and staring

http://iotwreport.com/former-bill-clinton-mistress-tells-of-hillarys-lumpy-body-fat-ankles-and-hairy-toes-this-must-be-a-different-hillary-no/

Sounds like someone describing a goat!

 ::hysterical::

Oh, and...

http://www.weaselzippers.us/276342-white-house-fbis-investigation-of-hillary-clinton-is-criminal/

Oops! 

And speaking of goats...here's a lover of goats...



http://www.weaselzippers.us/276322-white-house-touts-obamas-serious-dance-moves/

Seriously, he dances like an illegal alien bi-sexual Muslim goat surrogate.

Oh, yeah...makes sense.





The comments had me howling....lol
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1870 on: June 14, 2016, 11:26:06 AM »
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2016/06/this-is-how-all-bureaucrats-should-be-answered.php

Holy Guano Batman, that there is some hilarious stuff!!!

I don't care to know anything else about the Anderson's...they're my kind of people!!!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1871 on: June 15, 2016, 10:31:21 PM »


Oooo, I GOTTA get me one o' these!  "Whaddaya mean 'who am I lookin' at'?"

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1872 on: June 16, 2016, 07:24:00 AM »
Yeah, standard on gunships for a while now...would be cool to mount atop your vehicle.   :D

Imma lookin atchu!   ;D
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1873 on: June 16, 2016, 07:44:20 AM »
Oh, it's just two...no biggie...

 ;D

All kidding aside...obviously something shady going on...

Hopefully they can finger the owner...   ::rimshot::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1875 on: June 17, 2016, 07:51:43 AM »
OK, this is just fracking hilarious!



An angry husband recently made headlines for selling his “cheating wife’s belongings” on the internet, after she reportedly ran off with someone who “looks like Beppe from Eastenders”.

The anonymous man, who goes by the handle Calibristeve on eBay, listed piles of clothing, shoes and even a black Smart car on the popular online shopping site. Describing the collection as a “complete job lot of possessions belonging to my cheating ex w***e of a wife”, the scorned lover revealed that he plans to use the proceeds to commission the services of prostitutes in his marital home, and buy enough Scotch whisky to drink himself into a coma.

Bidding for the clothes and shoes had reached £185 before the man claims eBay took his ad down due to profanity used in the description. The 2004 Smart Roadster, which he describes as an “absolute disgrace of a car, which is the only thing of any value I have left after my darling ex left me in ruins” and a “ridiculous piece of German engineered campness [that] would ideally suit any hairdresser/florist or person with little or no dignity,” had fetched over £1,400 at the time of this writing.

This all sounds like a bad joke, but the Daily Mail claims to have gotten in touch with the man – who wishes to remain anonymous – and he confirmed the whole story. “It was a very good way of venting a lot of bile and it was very cathartic,” he told the English tabloid. “I’ve had a lot of positive feedback from people and messages of support. I even had someone message me and offer to send me some free Scotch through the post.”

The man, who has used his eBay page to sell a number of cars during the last year, first posted the Smart Roadster, writing “I hate this car nearly as much as I hate my ex who I bought it for, and to be honest she didn’t like it that much either so she took my car in the split.” But following encouragements from potential buyers, he decided to auction off all the possessions his ex had left behind.

http://www.odditycentral.com/news/man-takes-revenge-on-cheating-wife-by-selling-her-things-on-ebay.html
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1876 on: June 17, 2016, 11:49:08 AM »


Heh!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1877 on: June 22, 2016, 11:40:51 AM »
This is hilarious...

http://www.weaselzippers.us/278853-obama-gives-dating-tips-to-derek-jeter-with-story-about-how-he-landed-mooch/

...I don't think Jeter wants to know how to throw a rope around a Bison...

 ::hysterical::

Jeter is dating Hannah (sans horse)...the advice should go the other way! 

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1878 on: June 22, 2016, 11:47:48 PM »
I can remember my oldest son used to love watching this cartoon. I much prefer this updated version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DASA7x7ezg4

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1879 on: June 24, 2016, 11:32:56 AM »


H/T-IOTW

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